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If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”

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My Name is Derek Hale by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

Summary:

“What day is it?” Derek demanded.

“What?”

“The day! What day is today?!” Derek let Stiles go, but only so he could reach into his pocket and pull out his phone. He tapped at the home screen, and then went so perfectly still that Stiles was pretty sure this guy wasn’t human. No human could stand that still.

When it was clear Derek wasn’t going to move again without some prompting, Stiles said, “It’s Wednesday.”

“That’s impossible,” Derek whispered.

“Not really, it comes around every seven days.”

“This is impossible,” Derek said again, looking around himself, as if he was searching for something.

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bitches will swear to not be THAT german and then run to the ice cream shop as soon as it's like 10°C and the tiniest bit sunny. To get a lecker spaghetti ice cream and complain about the prices.

I AM BITCHES 1,90€ FOR A KUGEL HABN DIE DEN ARSCH OFFEN??

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In a brighter timeline we could have had Kamala Harris and Robert Habeck going to a Taylor Swift concert after a day of talking about world politics

Instead, we're going to have Donald Trump and Friedrich Merz hanging out in a Tesla car park with Elon Musk...Disappointing

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What is the CDU's obsession with female voters and Habeck? First we get this...

(Translation: Should it be that female voters help political marriage imposter Robert Habeck into office and with it push Germany over the edge, we have to unofficially think about the female right to vote. And officially think about offering anti-emotional democracy lessons.)

and now this....

(Translation: Don't be fooled by the nice pictures, ladies and gentlemen. I'm especially speaking to the ladies and women here. The guy who sits in the kitchen in his undershirt may be sympathetic, but he knows nothing about economic policy)

Do they really think us females put a heart down on the ballot and vote for the hottest candidate without reading the political program?!

Maybe, Friedrich, it's because you worked together with the far-right political party, and believe rape doesn't exist in a marriage. That Habeck is hot is a bonus perk, not the reason, so many females are voting for him and not you.

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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

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rick astley did a cover of pink pony club and i loved him singing about having fun on stage in his heels

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do kids online these days know about where the hell is matt

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just saying.....skoro porucznik szymon duch potrafi wóz do wału wpędzic....przypał z granatnikiem na komendzie (2022) brzmi jak coś w stylu jego stylu....thoughts?

Thoughts and prayers

Translation:

The text on the image says:

Johnny soap *goes to sleep*

The lieutenant next door:

Video title: „A big fucking blast from a 3-pound cannon in the Kłodzko Fortress”

Also recently this happened too:

What is going on??

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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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"Es mag Leute geben, die den Tortenangriff auf Christian Lindner auch noch witzig finden-" Ja Frau Frontal-Moderatorin das tue ich tatsächlich, weil eine Rasierschaumtorte ins Gesicht des Ex-Finanzministers ausgehend von einer fellow Politikerin vielleicht ein ganz kleines Bisschen was anderes ist als Lokalpolitiker auf offener Straße zu attackieren und aufs Äußerste zu verprügeln, aber das ist nur meine unprofessionelle Einschätzung als linksgrünversiffte Tumblr-Userin

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Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree

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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living