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just saying.....skoro porucznik szymon duch potrafi wóz do wału wpędzic....przypał z granatnikiem na komendzie (2022) brzmi jak coś w stylu jego stylu....thoughts?

Thoughts and prayers

Translation:

The text on the image says:

Johnny soap *goes to sleep*

The lieutenant next door:

Video title: „A big fucking blast from a 3-pound cannon in the Kłodzko Fortress”

Also recently this happened too:

What is going on??

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

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"Es mag Leute geben, die den Tortenangriff auf Christian Lindner auch noch witzig finden-" Ja Frau Frontal-Moderatorin das tue ich tatsächlich, weil eine Rasierschaumtorte ins Gesicht des Ex-Finanzministers ausgehend von einer fellow Politikerin vielleicht ein ganz kleines Bisschen was anderes ist als Lokalpolitiker auf offener Straße zu attackieren und aufs Äußerste zu verprügeln, aber das ist nur meine unprofessionelle Einschätzung als linksgrünversiffte Tumblr-Userin

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Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree

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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

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me reading smut and calculating in my head the positions the characters are in

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For science!!!!

(Please reblog if you vote! :D )

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NATIVE CARBON DIOXIDE FOUND ON JUPITER’S MOON EUROPA

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The sterek phenomenon is genuinely so crazy when I think about it. I have read so much of the fanfiction and yet have never watched a single episode of teen wolf.

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Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

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Actually cannot stop watching this

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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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