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#me at job interviews

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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

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You've been working hard all day queen and you deserve time on your phone

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“Why is snoop dogg at the Olympics-“

WRONG QUESTION!

WHY ISNT MARTHA STEWART THERE WITH HIM?

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i found a baby picture of my cat please please look at him i'm begging you

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

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So crazy how you have the worst day of your life but then the next day the sun keeps shining and the air’s just a little cooler w the onset of fall and you realize that there’s nothing you can’t come back from because the only time it will ever be too late is when we’re dead and not ever before

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

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“Okay here’s the list of chores I want to get done today” I tell myself before having sudden full body fatigue from seemingly nothing

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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

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The moon is falling (July 2024)

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i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.