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Just a short video of my card weaving in progress

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Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.

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I saw pill bugs on here a few weeks ago and really wanted to make my own! The pattern is a bit rough but I hope it works (I tried to get it perfect for like a week before calling it good enough).

Just print out (or copy from a screen) the first page and cut out the pattern pieces. Hopefully the pictures on page two will help but if not I will do my best to answer any questions!

Hope you enjoy and make your own lil isopod friend!

If anyone makes this, I would love to see pictures 💕

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Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

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Waddle Dee wants to be your friend 💗

(Thought this was cute ✨️)

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Clover Amour crochet hooks really are god tier and it’s so confusing because it’s just a bit of metal and rubber. You’d think one hook is just the same as any other. But I’ve gotten more crochet done, more easily than ever before, with it. It’s so much more comfortable to hold and easier to work with than my Boye hooks. I’m getting way fewer yarn split problems, and don’t have any difficulty with pulling through big puff stitches.

I have another set of grannies being stretched on the block and I’m taking a break to work on a flower scarf so I don’t get bored working with the same stitches

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shrimp socks 🦐🦐

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last cross-stitch project of the year: finished! this one took me a little over a day and I’m so happy with how it came out! the color-shift thread is gorgeous 😍

this brings my total to five finished pieces this year, though two of them were technically started last year lol

(pattern by FuzzyFoxDesigns on Etsy)

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to be honest I think working on a sewing machine strains my eyes as much as being on a computer does. However, I am incentivized to remain alert and focused by keeping my fingers within stabbing distance of a needle making 60 stitches per minutes.

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why the fuck aren’t there decorative dispensers for maxi pads.

they could look like those fancy tissue box covers but function like a tea bag dispenser

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Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)

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Can i offer you a bald drifloon in these trying times?

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fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.

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Eight frame dragon gif I made during quarantine. It took a long time to animate, fabricate and assemble this but I’m really happy with how it turned out!

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