Support Staff pf O5-6 "Cowboy" of the Universe Colloquially known as Bastardverse
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Internal Footage Flagged: Stated Reason: Boss is back at it again.
Footage: O5-6 "Cowboy" is seen grabbing all the chairs available in O5-10 "Janus"s office and stacking them on top of eachother to make a suitable ladder to reach his hat that is being lofted as high as O5-10 "Janus" can hold the hat. He stacks the chairs with a quickness that says hes done this one too many times.
×Dylan "Billiam" S. The 3 Ball
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Internal Footage Review, Log 3005-22-2259: O5-6 "Cowboy" is seen trying to get something worded before sighing and switching to look at his phone in the meantime. As he reads his mood seems to drop until he is simply angrily frowning at his phone. He then fishes through a filing cabinet nearby and retrieves a half empty bottle.
×Dylan "Billiam" S, The 3 Ball
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Internal Footage Review Board, Footage Shows, O5-6 "Cowboy" and O5-10 "Janus" in respectively different outfits, The outfit O5-6 Wears keeps the camera refocusing, cant get a good lock on a mirror. O5-10 on the other hand just is a White Glowing Overseer Shaped Hole in the video. They are conversing with an Overjoyed Woman with Sharp Ears. And then they are presumably gone.
×Dylan "Billiam" S, The 3 Ball
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Youve been radio silence this whole time and now you're worried about us sending screenshots to folks about a suit we've been blinding our eyes on for over a day. With all due respect sir. Maintain radio silence.
~~Kassidy K, The Billiards 8 Ball
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Security footage saved and being sent for archival under: Times we caught our boss having too much fun. Data Log Report Read Back: Footage Shows Internal Footage Of O5-6 "Cowboy"s office. O5-6 "Cowboy" is seen looking at his phone briefly before bursting into fits of laughter before falling out of his chair laughing.
×Dylan "Billiam" S, 3 Ball, Security Log Analyst
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First trial of intersupport staff bonding time was a success.
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Id ask. But yknow. He doubled down on the nomenclature. So no. I dont wanna know.
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Oh! Let me just do a quick, ah, thats why, check Work Templates>Bullet Points for 500>The Hard Hitters and it should be in there.
++Kate N, The Cue Ball
I do so hate to be a bother, but can one of you spare a few minutes to unfuck your boss's filepaths?
H--- Well, I guess its good I made a spreadsheet when I did that spring cleaning. Whats he on the hunt for?
++Kate N, The Cue Ball
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I do so hate to be a bother, but can one of you spare a few minutes to unfuck your boss's filepaths?
H--- Well, I guess its good I made a spreadsheet when I did that spring cleaning. Whats he on the hunt for?
++Kate N, The Cue Ball
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I held a poll. The rest of the room agrees that we should probably keep one of these as well. If only to network with coworkers. Welcome to a Peek into our offices. Dont overstay your welcome.
~~Kassidy K, The Billiards 8 Ball
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