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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later




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"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk
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im going to the gay bar tonight should i take squab y/n

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Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.
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yesss im always saying this like sure i can give you logical advice but at the end of the day you can just do what you want to do until youre sick of it. cant move on cant switch gears til youre sick of it so go ahead and indulge
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5,500-Year-Old Sumerian Star Map“For over 150 years scientists have tried to solve the mystery of a controversial cuneiform clay tablet that indicates the so-called Köfel’s impact event was observed in ancient times. The circular stone-cast tablet was recovered from the 650 BC underground library of King Ashurbanipal in Nineveh, Iraq in the late 19th century. Long thought to be an Assyrian tablet, computer analysis has matched it with the sky above Mesopotamia in 3300 BC and proves it to be of much more ancient Sumerian origin. The tablet is an “Astrolabe,” the earliest known astronomical instrument. It consists of a segmented, disk-shaped star chart with marked units of angle measure inscribed upon the rim.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
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"A Luigi for Musk"
Sticker spotted in NYC
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People talk about gifted 5th grade classes like it was a government supersoldier program
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