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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional
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the year is 2043. william shatner, 112, is grabbing his aide's hand, begging her to get closer, his hold unexpectedly strong
"when kirk and spock had sex kirk was always the top. he never took it up the ass" he says, before immediately flatlining
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pornbots are so annoying like I’m not gonna fall for this I’m not an idiot I know sex isn’t real and its just something made up for spirk fanfiction
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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
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Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise
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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.
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tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know jeff, i know
slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
jeff: **the killer**
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