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bart simpson powers and abilities

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*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

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we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

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throw it back my scarab

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i say no homo to other humans in case they interpret something im doing as something a human would do

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The divine act of creation. To craft and mold yourself to completion.

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Going to grad school, I see

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i don't like crossposting but this concept is making me laugh hard as fuck

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travel to pickleball city

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they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex

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all things said abt les misérables "cop who experiences one (1) moral conundrum and then promptly kills himself" is like objectively one of the funniest characters you can have

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whatever. stay my scarab

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A wind-tunnel model of a supersonic transport undergoing testing at NASA Langley Research Center on January 17, 1975

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"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

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Very fun to talk to my friend who is a safety officer cause every conversation is like, "Yeah I got exposed to radiation accidentally as an undergrad cause they forgot to put the lead lined box around the sample we were testing. When I worked at 3M the fume hood stopped working but they didn't tell us so the room filled with solvent fumes and I got so high I almost passed out" and they'll just get this thousand yard stare and go "uh huh, yep, okay."

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kids these days just want to be on phone. NO ONE is dying at my antarctic research station