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joint custody? i think i can smoke this thing myself

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they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

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every time

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I don't pass as any gender. People can't even decide what direction I'm trans. If I grow out my hair I'm ma'am until they see my beard. If I cut my hair then I'm sir. Or ma'am. Or sir. If I shave my face or body they assume I'm a trans woman. If I wear a mask but they hear my voice they call me ma'am first then switch to sir in a panic when they decide I'm a trans man. People have seen me naked, my genitals, and asked me about my experience with a bottom surgery I've never actually had. Depending how I dress on any given day I'm either a dyke or a fag to the bigot driving past but it's always one or the other (derogatory). The one consistent thing is I'm Queer.

I can tell you that as a result of this I've been followed into a public restroom and cornered. It's usually not that bad, but it's happened, but I get stares no matter which restroom I try to use. I've had health professionals ask me why my med records say I'm on hormones because they assumed my AGAB to match those hormones; I've had another healthcare professional assault me for being trans. I'm intersex and non-binary. I can tell you by lived experience that I don't have the male privilege people who categorize me as a trans man often think I have. People like me get talked over in spaces dominated by cis folks and trans folks.

Please don't push intersex and non-binary people to the side of your conversations about gender. Don't assume that all intersex people are non-binary--there is no such thing as biologically non-binary and intersex people don't owe it to anyone to fit into a narrative about their identity. What we do share is that by default of not fitting within a binary, we are both pushed out of spaces and left out of conversations that affect us.

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

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nothing more humiliating than misusing a word because i was remembering its etymological origin and not its contemporary meaning. like damn i guess this would've been really useful 700 years ago.

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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line art tutorial

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why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

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one of the best academic paper titles

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(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)

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