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Me: *just got jabbed in the side by my brother* Why is your elbow so pointy? My brother: oh I sharpened it this morning
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I'm sorry, I won't go to Chickfila pantsless anymore
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Cash is dead, and so is the little squirrel that eats the cash...
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Red delicous are the butthole of apples
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A western chonk
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