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☆ 　dress to impress ranks shiny buttons

self indulgent, made them myself credit 4 putting on resource rentrys / blogs / etc f2u, feel free to resize / recolour!

which one are you? im currently a trend setter rn [proud]

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slay the princess/ddlc bundle...

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Anyone done the Pietà pose for Mouthwashing yet? No? Well.

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just found out about the game anyway who up mouthhwashing rn

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me: so Doug Eiffel core

friend: was he the guy that made the Eiffel tower

me: podcast character

friend: so was he?

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I saw this and said. “this should go on tumblr.” so now its on tumblr.

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BOOKS I SAW YEASTERDAY!!!

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guess whose mental health and sanity are back!! I don’t know what happened but I feel happier and a lot better now! Gl pookie on yalls journeys!

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on ep four of W359 I love Hilbert so much :) he’s my favourite he’s so silly

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- cherry wine is about domestic abuse. it’s now called a cute proposal song.

- too sweet is about seizing the day and ignoring healthy habits in favor of having more fun with unhealthy ones. he’s actively critical of himself in the song. it’s now called a song about thinking you’re superior for drinking black coffee.

- take me to church is about worship as a metaphor for sex. it’s called a religious song.

- eat your young is a song about war and political greed. it’s called a song about sex.

- now, the strongly political message of nobody’s soldier is being ignored in favor of calling it a metaphor for hozier’s relationship with his fans.

when are we going to stop simplifying hozier’s music down to cute little cottagecore bogman forest music? maybe you dont want to hear this but i don’t care. quit listening to hozier for the aesthetic. there’s a reason why empire now, foreigner’s god, butchered tongue, etc. songs with unignorable political messages are among his least popular songs.

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wow Jonny and Alex fr said we heard you like middle aged men in toxic yaoi relationships that get divorced often and then they delivered

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house animatic to my alcoholic friends by the Dresden dolls

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The Uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray Chapter 1

This is a collection of my favourite quotes and thoughts about them.

"Harry," said Basil Hallward, looking him straight in the face, "every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not the sitter. The sitter is merely the accident, the occasion. It is not he who is revealed by the painter; it is rather the painter who, on the coloured canvas, reveals himself. The reason I will not exhibit this picture is that I am afraid that I have shown with it the secret of my own soul." Basil to Henry, page 61

I can't express how much I love this quote. It's probably one of my favourite quotes in all literature. I've never asked myself if a portrait was faithful and yet, I won't be disappointed to learn that instead of being faithful and realistic, it is the painter's view. Nothing is beautiful, not objectively. We give beauty to things. If we love something, it'll be beautiful. As soon as we hate it, it becomes ugly. I don't find the Mona Lisa attractive, but I can tell she was loved by the way Vinci painted her. I love how art can give anything to everything.

"What the invention of oil-painting was to the Venetians, the face of Antinoüs was to late Greek sculpture, and the face of Dorian Gray will some day be to me." Basil to Henry about Dorian Gray, page 66

I personally like this one because I used to be obsessed with Antinoüs. Also, Dorian Gray is more than a man Basil loves. Dorian Gray is a muse, a turning point in the painter's career. He's everything for the man and the artist. And he has no clue about it.

"An artist should create beautiful things, but should put nothing of his own life into them. We live in an age when men treat art as if it were meant to be a form of autobiography. We have lost abstract sense of beauty. If I live, I will show the world what it is; and for that reason the world shall never see my portrait of Dorian Gray." Basil to Henry, page 68

The man is egocentric. You can't write about someone else, you'll always put yourself into characters, whether you're aware of it or not. Your painting will always be a reflection of what you feel about what you see and not realistically what you see. But, can we really create something beautiful when beauty is anything but objective?

"The worst of having a romance is that it leaves one so unromantic." Henry, page 69

Lord Henry Wotton, they will never make me hate you. I love every philosophical/piece of advice he tells Basil and Dorian. He's so right about it. If you tell me your first thought after heartbreak wasn't "I will never fall in love again" or "I will close my heart forever" or even "I don't think love exists", I won't believe you.

I wish I could read Chapter 2 right now but it's too late for my little brain

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ARTHUR (gasping, a grunt that sounds like he’s standing up): Where am I? What's gooning?

ENTITY: Don’t you edge?

ARTHUR: Who the sigma?

ENTITY (calmly): Who is sigma? I’m a rizzler. The best rizzler alpha in Ohio… the only rizzler alpha edging gyatt in Ohio.

ARTHUR: What in Ohio? Why can’t I mew?

ENTITY: Hahaha, I fanum taxed.

ARTHUR: What do you mean you fanum taxed?

ENTITY: Relax, start mogging, relax.

ARTHUR (near tears): I rizz- I rizz-… I don’t edge gyatt, who is Jojo Siwa, or where is Ohio, or what gooning is and I can’t start mogging…

ENTITY: Calm down, beta. I’ll tell you everything you need to know, English or Spanish?

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Okay okay. Fic idea. Coffee shop AU x superheroes AU.

Jonathan Sims is a barista at some random ass coffeshop. Little does everyone else know, he's actually the superhero "Archivist", very intent on protecting the city and not letting anyone else know about his secret identity. Little does Jon know, literally all of his coworkers happen to ALSO be superheroes that don't want their secret identities to be revealed.

Well Elias doesn't have hair yet. But I will fix that. His superhero name is? Watcher? Him and Jon are Superhero Partners™ because shut up i want that. He uhhhhhhhh he can know shit. See shit? Perhaps a bit of premonition sense? Idk. Maybe he's also evil and has a second secret identity as Dr Magnus the evil supervillain blah blah blah. No wonder he's barely at the coffee shop lmao. But a guys gotta make a living you know

Jon's power are... I'm thinking he can make people talk. Tell him their secrets. Compulsion basically. It can be used in combat to keep people talking and have them, well, not attack you

Tim's superhero name is Inferno. He's got fire powers.........

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The Mechanisms from someone who has never listened to The Mechanisms

There's an album where it's all the brothers Grimm fairy tales but now it's futuristic space fantasy and war crimes

gay space pirates

There is a sentient ship

The sentient ship and it's engineer are in a gay wlw relationship

Things keep going into the sun apperantly

Some dude forgets trans people exist, this causes problems

There's a character named like, tinker toyman or something

Everyone dies all the time

In Ulysses dies at dawn, Ulysses dies at dawn

If you have a mythology, congrats its mechanisms now

Everything is a mechanisms reference, you're gay? Mechanisms refrence

More gay people

The ship goes into the sun, everyone dies this may happen more than once I don't know

The Ship x Engineer Yuri gets broken up tragically

Seriously forgetting trans people exist causes more problems then you'd think

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mfw the film adaption of a piece of media changes the villains hair colour to brown/black to be more ominous when in fact the original point of the characters design was to showcase that traditional appearances that were tied to cherubs could not be trusted