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How I make friends

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Large Lobsters Lounging at a Library.

Illustration done by me.

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Made this wire sculpture for the Halloween season. (Below are more angles of it).

Happy Halloween everyone! 🎃 🐈‍⬛🔮

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~*small Terrifier 3 spoiler and also not my video*~

The way I SCREAMED in the theater when he said, “it sounds like you want to fuck him!”

Damien is definitely calling out those of us who thirst for Art the Clown 😂😅😮‍💨😩🥵

Also omg poor Art! He’s so offended that she doesn’t want to fuck him 🥲 don’t worry Art, I gladly volunteer 😈 meet me in the shower 🤪

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3 more days…

I got tickets to see Terrifier 3 on opening night teehee.

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Hello Kitty Horror Movie Characters!🔪🩸💕

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Which is worse: someone who listens in on your call, or someone who smashes your skull with a hammer?

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NSFW Alphabet for Painis Cupcake

Here's what I have to say for myself:

Soldier is already hot on his own. Guro/cannibalism is pretty solid too (as long as it stays FICTIONAL). Then there's Painis Cupcake, who is an embodiment of both of those things.

This is not a joke post. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for that.

I'm highly doubtful that many people are going to relate to this. Sometimes, though, a woman has to get things out of her system.

18+ only: MINORS DNI

For AFAB readers

As weird as it may seem, the reader character is in fact consenting.

WARNINGS: cannibalism (reader character is being eaten alive), canon-typical violence, guro, gore, violent seggs, broken bones, "Dead Dove" stuff here

DISCLAIMER: I do not condone real-life acts of what's depicted here.

You've been warned. Good luck, everyone.

Aftercare

With splattered blood and tissue being all that remains of you, Painis takes his time licking the mess up. Once the floor and walls are spotless, he folds in his limbs before falling asleep in middle of his lair.

Body Part

His penis is his favorite physical trait; that could be why he calls himself "Painis Cupcake". Your flesh is what he most craves. Its unique tang and salty smell has him drooling. None of his previous meals have reached the same level as your taste. He's also quite curious about how your muscles and inner fat provide your skin with a certain shape. "How will she look", he wonders, "Once I've stripped away all her flesh?"

Cum

Painis pulls out and spews out enough semen to fill an entire bath tub. He rubs it into your skin, then shoves it far into your holes and down your throat. This helps enhance the flavor.

Dirty Secret

If possible, he'd only nibble a bit off you per day, so that he can savor you for a long time. Unfortunately, his hunger is just too strong.

Experience

Due to his unknown past, it's hard to say if Painis has had any sexual experiences. With his powerful hunger drive, it can be assumed that sex is a rarity at the very least. Nevertheless, you get all these trembling orgasms from him. How is that possible? Well, the key here is that you're the perfect meal to fuck.

Favorite Position

Painis has his own version of doggy style. It starts out normal, before he cracks your spine and twists the upper half of your torso to face him. Now he can easily gaze upon your ass and tits at the same time. He'll then twist his own body around yours as he pounds harder.

Goofy

He demonstrates his seriousness through his sense of enthusiasm. In other words, your body causes him to spiral on this passionate craze. This where he'll say (and this is a real Soldier voice line): "I am going to claw my way down your throat and tear out your very soul". Then, he attempts to literally force his hand all the way down your esophagus. Of course, though he has extreme flexibility, he's still too big for you to swallow whole. The next best thing was to plunge his fist into your chest, which is the usual assuming location of the soul.

Hair

It's the same as I think it would be with Soldier: a full brown bush. Does a monster wash down there? I couldn't tell you.

Intimacy

The monster massages all of your muscles, wasting no time to tear away the clothes hiding your meat. He then licks every inch of your skin, starting from your cheek and ending with the soles of your feet. It's a part of his method for patience, which works for the most part. However, he sometimes can't help but to chomp down and slurp up some bitter-tasting blood.

Jack Off

Painis isn't really the type to masturbate. His fulfillment of eating someone takes off what tension is usually relieved from jacking off; it's a form of self pleasure.

Kink

He's got a thing for blood play, and not just because it smells and tastes good. It's quite arousing for him to smear your tits and thighs with your own blood, then leave red handprints on your ass. Blood likely isn't the best lube, but he coats his cock with it anyways.

Location

His home: that RED spawn in 2Fort is where it's at. Painis receives a testosterone boost knowing damn well how his lair is one of the most feared places. It's like a bear cave, but so much worse. In your case, however, it's the best place you could've possibly walked into.

Motivation

Your scent draws him to you. It's a combination sweet, salty, and tangy; this indicates a unique flavor of which (as mentioned earlier) he's never experienced. You are a nice break from the thousands of plain tasting people. He'll never forget about this moment.

NO

Bro isn't not going to eat you, nor will he wait long to start the process of eating you. Again, however, he'll try to savor you for as long as he can.

Oral

Though it's nice when his cock is warm and wet, Painis is one who prefers to taste. Any juice your slit leaks will be lapped up by him. He fists you in order to reach any fluids that lie deeper in. It's so tasty, his flexible self will even suck his own cock once you cum on it (the Jack Off headcannon still applies here, as this is an at most rare thing for him to do).

Pace

This is the slowest Painis has ever been with his food. From an outsider's perspective, however, his pace lies between fast and slow; a "medium-fast". The whole ordeal will last for twenty minutes maximum.

Quickie

Restating what's been already said, Painis is quite used to "quickies". Usually, he'd finish devouring someone in just a few minutes. Of course, he also generally doesn't have sex with his meals.

Risk

Other than being more sensual with you, Painis is not looking to stray from what he knows. What he already enjoys has done him much good. As far as he knows, no new thing can be better than this.

Stamina

Painis has a supernatural level of physical strength. If it weren't for his hunger, he can mess with you for hours, hardly losing any energy after each orgasm.

Toy

There won't be any toys here. Painis doesn't need them, and neither do you.

Unfair

He's not one to tease much either, at least not on purpose. Thanks to your desperation, you might grow a little impatient with how he takes his time.

Volume

In addition to his cracking limbs, Painis will breathe quite heavily. Occasionally, he might quietly chuckle or groan. Overall, not super loud.

Wild Card

To better remember you and your taste, Painis will keep your shattered skeleton. When he's not out hunting, he'll be in his lair licking your broken skull or gnawing on your cracked femur.

X-ray

His cock would be a bit thicker than average, extending to about six inches. It's a little bigger than Soldier's.

Yearning

Again, his sex drive is overpowered by his insane hunger drive. It's not something he thinks about all the time, even after he met you. He's thinking more about your taste than how good your pussy felt wrapped around his cock (he loved the sex, by the way).

ZZZ

This was tackled a bit in "Aftercare". Experiencing a sense of peace after eating the best piece of meat God created, Painis curls up and falls asleep almost immediately.

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Some art I did. It’s obviously not perfect, but I’m happy with it.

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Reblogging this just so I can have it here…

Heres what I imagine the yandere moods for the tf2 mercs.

Scout: "you obviously love me, I mean- who doesn't!"

Soldier: "nobody is going to steal my cupcake!"

Pyro: *sets everything on fire*

Demo: "you've gotta look after the kids we'll have lass, you'll be a great wife :) ."

Heavy: "heavy needs you. It is lonely just with sasha."

Engineer: "are you sure about going outside by yourself? Don't sweat sweet pea, Dell's comin."

Medic: "nononnono, where are you going? You're sick! Just stay with me for little longer. Don't make me restrain you."

Sniper: "you gotta know how to survive in this world, lucky im here aintcha?"

Spy: "you're too pure for this world, people will try to take advantage of that. Stay with me, its safer.."

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Horror sub genre definitions remake 2

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I’ll see if I can do Drawtober this year. I’m terrible at commitment, and Drawtober gives you a few days to work on shit. It seems doable for a full-time student.

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I personally prefer this popcorn bucket over the Santa one that AMC theaters released. It’s literally what I imagined a “Terrifier popcorn bucket” to look like.

Here are some early renderings of our new Art The Clown Popcorn Bucket that will be released this month 🩸🖤 Just in time for Terrifier 3 🪓 killcoven.com 🩸

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Saw my prince today :)

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everybody’s obligated to reblog this photo of my cat’s paws now