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HEY AL we're both online at the same time today zomg how nice.. hi I missed you ^u^


SOL <3333333 hihihihihi ive missed you so much this made my day thank you ily ^-^
#al answers asks#sol <333#I’m not really on here a bunch but please please please tell me how you’ve been <333
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Bro. Puss in boots last wish is so relentlessly fun. It's fun in ten minutes and then it just keeps going and hitting critical mass every ten minutes.
Just. Spectacular. I've seen it nine times.
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish by Jesús Alonso Iglesias #12
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LMAOOOO I FORGOT ABOUT WHORE BUNCH

One of ur best tags yet
I fully stand by that I love you a whore bunch love 🫡
#al answers asks#leaf my beloved <333#leaphair <3333#i am sooooo good at spelling#just like fully the best#world renowned even#it is definitely not a weakness
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You can’t spell silly without ill, and baby? I’m diseased.
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hey sorry your boyfriend entered the public domain. yeah no exclusive intellectual property rights apply to him anymore. yeah no one needs permission to use him in their published works. yeah people are publishing books about him being in love with his best friend now. sorry. i'm so sorry.
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magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh
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it has become fashionable to go "he's just like me fr" about franz kafka. here, then, is your checklist for being just like franz kafka: - jewish, but weird about it (load-bearing) - central european - effectively stateless - natural talent for melancholy that both defines and transcends the goth aesthetic - has jokes (most would-be kafkas do not) - absurdly paranoid - sex machine - riven with guilt about being a sex machine - hypochrondriac - genuinely afflicted with horrible diseases - impoverished - starving to death - gender if all of these apply to you, congratulations: you are in fact just like franz kafka. you should probably see a doctor about it. if some but not most of these apply to you, what you consider being "just like [franz kafka] fr" is, more likely, early warning signs of an artistic syndrome known as "boneless Lord Byron", and should not be encouraged
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the moon asks a question by dirgewithoutmusic
illustrated by raiain
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