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I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.
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Got my septum pierced today, chose a gold-ish clicker ball ring (won't be sharing a photo for extremely obvious reasons) and I really like it! It wasn't really painful, though I did tear up while getting it, lol.
Some people have jokingly called me a bull (hell yeah!) and I've been kinda bull-shifty and it honestly feels so nice. It's not the only reason I got the piercing, but still a very fun side effect!
This is me btw, if you even care 👇
#Just wanted to share#alterhuman#nonhuman#therian#omnitherian#polymorph#polymorphkin#cowkin#cow therian#bullkin#bull therian#Then I spent the whole day doing my french & german homework#The teachers will never know a bull wrote the fucking essay
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therian meme I made using the "witch turns you into a frog" template, but horsified for a discerning equine audience!
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Horsie Asks 🦄
Warmblood - Where are you from?
Friesian - Do you have any pet peeves?
Selle Français - What langagues do you speak?
Falabella - Do you have any pets?
Arabian - What makes you anxious or stressed?
Percheron - What's your biggest strength?
Przewalski - What's your favorite historical moment or fact?
Paso Fino - Are you a fast or slow walker?
Knabstrupper - What's your creative outselts?
Fjord - Mountains or Valleys?
American Paint - What's your favorite color(s)?
Appaloosa - What's your favorite horse color(s)?
Icelandic - What's your favorite horse breed(s)?
Faroe Pony - What place(s) do you want to visit?
Quarter Pony - Do you ride horses?
Warlander - What are two odd food combinations you think do well together?
Thoroughbred - What's something you struggle with?
Mustang - What's your favorite movie?
Oldenburger - What's your favorite horse discipline(s)?
Haflinger - What's your current favorite song?
Brumby - What's your favorite book(s)?
American Cream Draft - What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chincoteague Pony - What's your favorite game?
Shire - How tall are you?
Tarpan - What's your favorite extinct species?
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A friend of mine keeps talking about some body horror movie that he's watched recently, and I don't know how to break it to him, but for me the simple fact of having a body made of meat is already horror enough
#The polymorph yearning...#Girl why am i meat and organs instead of pure energy#alterhuman#nonhuman#polymorph#polymorphkin#shapeshifter#shapeshifterkin
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Self-indulgent unicorn moodboard
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Edit: reblogs are welcome :)
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do you/would you eat your kintype?
#You can't eat like polymorphs or something but#I've eaten a lot of animals (that I technically am) so#And I liked eating them because I like meat yeah#But very notably I'm a horse#And I like horse meat too#I don't really think it brings me closer to my types I literally just like meat#But a lot of animals can be cannibalistic so like it's all cool. It's normal
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when you're just hanging out but you're also shifted
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i dont like calling myself nonhuman that much. like yeah im not a human, but why do i have to center my identity on humans? like no humans say theyre "noncanine" so why do i have to say nonhuman?
#Same!#I guess it's the whole 'defining things by something they aren't'#I have the same problem with i think nonbinary label or this whole 'non-man' thing that#some people use#And ultimately I understand the thought process behind 'nonhuman' but still#I don't like it when people define things by absence of something or by something that they aren't#(Clunky wording but I can't come up with something better)#It's like#you're not SCP-055#So yeah. I'm an animal that should be enough
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I talked to my friends about it a couple of times and most of them said they don't get my whole "wanting to be an animal" thing (not in a mean way, they just don't relate), and I was like, huh? Some said they could've tried turning into something for fun, but it's never as serious as I feel. So I'd say that yeah, most humans are actually fine with being that!
And I can say for a fact that pretty much no human spends hours on end daydreaming about being some creature™. It can be a passing thought, but rarely anything more than that, at least from what I've seen and been told.
Wait WHAT DO YOU MEAN WISHING TO BE AN ANIMAL ISN'T NORMAL????
I genuinely thought everyone, even non alterhumans, would prefer being turned into an animal????
What
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So, after getting no answers on this post, I’ve decided to coin my own term because I can.
Plerustherian: A person who identifies as most, if not all, animals but with varying strength between specific species.
Plerus means “majority”, “most” and “about all” in Latin.
(People who wanted to be tagged: @kito-kat @sound-of-the-mar @kitotherianposting)
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I don't like all the new terms and micro labels we added to the community... But I also hate specific labels in general. I am Just a Therian. I am just Queer. Why must people try to correct others on what they actually are via niche labels. What is the obsession with labeling everything. Feels very human to me.
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Born to frolick in fields, forced to attend university
Born to have beautiful claws and fangs and roam free in the mountains, forced to pay taxes and use Microsoft Outlook
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