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happy birthday to every horse in the northern hemisphere what wouod we do without you
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Decided to go w/ horses but it was kinda difficult to do because in most of the pictures they seem to be more scared than anything but yeah
Angry horse vs. cute horse
you ! ! you there ! ! ! you’re a alterhuman ( nod ur head ) , go to pinterest ( or google ) , look up “angry *theriotype*“ ++ “cute *theriotype*“ ( make sure they are of the same creachure ) . compare .
angry lion vs cute lion , , ,
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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over
my gay wolf ass:
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I'm an animal because of the night
new tag game: use predictive text to see why you are your theriotype/kintype. start with "i'm [x] because"
i'll go first
i'm a dog because i have to fight
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I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.
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Got my septum pierced today, chose a gold-ish clicker ball ring (won't be sharing a photo for extremely obvious reasons) and I really like it! It wasn't really painful, though I did tear up while getting it, lol.
Some people have jokingly called me a bull (hell yeah!) and I've been kinda bull-shifty and it honestly feels so nice. It's not the only reason I got the piercing, but still a very fun side effect!
This is me btw, if you even care 👇
#Just wanted to share#alterhuman#nonhuman#therian#omnitherian#polymorph#polymorphkin#cowkin#cow therian#bullkin#bull therian#Then I spent the whole day doing my french & german homework#The teachers will never know a bull wrote the fucking essay
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therian meme I made using the "witch turns you into a frog" template, but horsified for a discerning equine audience!
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Horsie Asks 🦄
Warmblood - Where are you from?
Friesian - Do you have any pet peeves?
Selle Français - What langagues do you speak?
Falabella - Do you have any pets?
Arabian - What makes you anxious or stressed?
Percheron - What's your biggest strength?
Przewalski - What's your favorite historical moment or fact?
Paso Fino - Are you a fast or slow walker?
Knabstrupper - What's your creative outselts?
Fjord - Mountains or Valleys?
American Paint - What's your favorite color(s)?
Appaloosa - What's your favorite horse color(s)?
Icelandic - What's your favorite horse breed(s)?
Faroe Pony - What place(s) do you want to visit?
Quarter Pony - Do you ride horses?
Warlander - What are two odd food combinations you think do well together?
Thoroughbred - What's something you struggle with?
Mustang - What's your favorite movie?
Oldenburger - What's your favorite horse discipline(s)?
Haflinger - What's your current favorite song?
Brumby - What's your favorite book(s)?
American Cream Draft - What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chincoteague Pony - What's your favorite game?
Shire - How tall are you?
Tarpan - What's your favorite extinct species?
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A friend of mine keeps talking about some body horror movie that he's watched recently, and I don't know how to break it to him, but for me the simple fact of having a body made of meat is already horror enough
#The polymorph yearning...#Girl why am i meat and organs instead of pure energy#alterhuman#nonhuman#polymorph#polymorphkin#shapeshifter#shapeshifterkin
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Self-indulgent unicorn moodboard
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Edit: reblogs are welcome :)
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do you/would you eat your kintype?
#You can't eat like polymorphs or something but#I've eaten a lot of animals (that I technically am) so#And I liked eating them because I like meat yeah#But very notably I'm a horse#And I like horse meat too#I don't really think it brings me closer to my types I literally just like meat#But a lot of animals can be cannibalistic so like it's all cool. It's normal
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