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decided to try out this trick or treat thing everyone was doing but they just looked at me like i was crazy im sobbing why would you make something like that up
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getting banned from the record store for fucking the records
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heartbreaking: mahoako fic author doesnt understand why la verita is important
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alright so first chachamaru says she only likes cocks.
then she says this about hikaru
the conclusions are obvious
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double art drop on November but have this filler art in the meantime 🧨🌭
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wait what-
The achievement for listening to GLaDOS, and going into her trap is called "Good Girl" in the portuguese version...
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wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
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wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
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wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
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in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently
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the amnesiac man I keep trapped in my basement and keep on a diet of exclusively ice cream has began to realize I am lying about the outside world after I served him the tonight dough and accidentally let him see Jimmy Fallons face on the side of the pint which triggered his memories of his life before I kidnapped him (he went to a live taping once) fuck 🤦♀️
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