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on the twelfth day of worm-mas, spacebattles gave to me:

12 gaping plot-holes,

11 brockton stomp-fics,

10 Trump Self-Inserts,

9 "Vicky, Aura!"s,

8 [DESTINATION]s,

7 In-Name-Only-s,

6 Bully smut-fics,

5 Mary Sues!

4 danny harems,

3 toxic lockers,

2 TV Tropes,

and a quote from rick and morty!

(and I politely, but firmly, declined)

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24444

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my headphones broken..... or im going deaf in my left ear but i think its the first

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Sneaking out from the workshop with a rocking horse to autosodomize in the privacy of your gumdrop >>>>

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@os important

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i sat my white ass down and got tortured

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christmas date

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Me: AUGH I fucked it up! Shit! Just like I fuck everything up...

My supportive reddit girlfriend: Recency bias ☝️🤓

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ive now tried it. weird

what the fuck is an eggnog

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i think doing fan art of mangione is being a little too reddit about it for my taste

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The cables at the back of my head are for pumping my brain full of Fun Juice™️

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drunk maid subtly grinding on her broom any time she thinks nobody is looking

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literally who gives a shit. pick up a book, a real one, with anime portraits music and sound effects

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need my diaphragm to behave

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[warmly enthusiastic] I feel like I am soon to discover one of my most catastrophic weaknesses