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Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (7/?) - Mustafar, pt. 1
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I just realized looking at BMW‘s during a lecture is the male version of looking at clothing, now the question is: do non binary people just have both or multiple shopping tabs open at the same time or are they looking for something else entirely?
#I personally look at stationary but I don’t have a drivers liscense so cars arent that relevant#maybe I should look at model cars#am I a real man?#what is a man#why are men#hmmmmmm
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Listen, I make fun of Anakin Skywalker because he is a dumbass, but I love him because he has such a big, dumb heart, but also I loathe him because he got high on murder, killed all the Jedi kids, and choked out his pregnant wife. I despise him for making terrible choices and hurting the people he loved, but I can identify with making the mistakes he made that led him to doing exactly that. He’s my younger brother that I want to bully for being a stupid idiot, and he’s my son that I want to wrap in soft cloth and protect, he’s my dad I resent for failing to show up for recital, and he’s my ex-boyfriend that I want to see in prison on death row for his crimes. He’s a beautiful, smart, talented, funny, clever, resourceful, competent, impetuous, eminently loveable nerd who plays with model ships and a savant with tech, and he’s a selfish, vicious, cruel, terrifying monster with an insatiable lust for power and a talent for murder, who thinks the rules didn’t apply to him. He’s a complex, traumatized soul, and a fucking simple, goddamn idiot, and an absolutely terrifying force of nature. He contains multitudes and I care deeply about every single beautiful and awful facet of him.
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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.
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Still thinking about him....
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Uhum yes please as long as I get the link lmao
Kix: On a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?
Anakin: Physical? Or emotional?
Kix: General please.
Anakin: Honestly Kix, I’m fine!
Rex: Well then, let’s go! *Slaps shoulder hard*
Anakin: *passes out*
Rex: You’re welcome.
Kix: So I guess that was a ten.
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Military Propaganda
After the filming crew mysteriously vanished, an investigation was launched. In light of the successful promotional video and General Kenobis insistance to have never even welcomed them on board it was dropped pretty fast though.
The marshal commander has a fanclub now.
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Anakin, tearing up: Yeah and I‘m so fucking proud of you because of it
Mace: You are a menace and I hate you.
Anakin: Oh you old flatterer!
Ahsoka: Fuck
Mace, sighing: Tano, we've got to work on your cursing
Ahsoka: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already
#ahsoka tano#mace windu#star wars#star wars: the clone wars#star wars the prequel trilogy#incorrect star wars quotes#anakin skywalker#anakin and ahsoka#tcw ahsoka#ahsoka and anakin#anakin skywalker is a mess
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Anakin: There are bigger Problems in this world than the potentially life threatening stab wound in your abdomen, and the beginning of a new week is one of them.
Rex: FOR KRIFFS SAKE GENERAL LET KIX TREAT YOU AND STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC!
#anakin drama skywalker#anakin skywalker#star wars#anakin#star wars incorrect quotes#anakin needs a hug#star wars prequels#star wars the clone wars#rex the slightly worried older brother who tries to cover his chaotic sibling#tcw rex#this is about rex#anakin x rex#captain rex#commander rex#rexwalker
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POV: You stan Anakin, got your bipolar diagnosis a while ago and now desperately want a mood ring
Obi Wan: You seem to be doing much better lately.
Anakin, nodding: I am so glad that I know I’m bi polar now. I got the right meds, I got a mood ring. I’m handling it.
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Anakin: See! He just put drugs in there to make me loose control.
Obi-Wan: But you never had any control to begin with!
Anakin: Shush, You are endagering my free drug supply!
Anakin: Now what the force are you doing here?
Obi-Wan: Well, I was going to rescue you. Again.
Anakin: Well as you certainly can see I don’t need a rescue.
Obi-Wan: Sure. And Hondo did not just poison your drink.
#anakin skywalker#star wars#anakin#star wars incorrect quotes#star wars prequels#star wars the clone wars#obi wan x anakin#obi wan and anakin#obikin#anakin and obi wan#hondo ohnaka#guess whos back#did yall miss me?#star wars crack
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Han: I had no Idea your father is a hero.
Han: He must be terribly disappointed.
#han solo#han#solo#star wars#Star Wars Original Trilogy#star wars incorrect quotes#anakin and luke#Luke Skywalker#luke and leia#Luke and Vader#the hero with no fear#Anakin Skywalker#source: h2o
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Anakin: I’ve been looking for you everywhere!
Windu: I’ve been avoiding you everywhere!
#anakin skywalker#star wars#anakin#star wars incorrect quotes#anakin needs a hug#maceani#mace#mace windu#incorrect star wars quotes#star wars prequels#star wars the clone wars#sorry for my absence#university has been kicking my ass#and then theres my depression#BUT IVE GOT A BOYFRIEND NOW#So yeah I‘ve also been busy being gay#because have you seen him#nah you havent but hes adorable and hot and amazing and kind and caring and clever and he doesn’t have a tumblr so I can just say this#hehe#anyway
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Padmé: He may be my future soulmate!
Obi-Wan: He may be a future inmate!
#padme amidala#padme and anakin#padme deserved better#padme naberrie#padmé#padme#obi wan kenobi#obi wan and anakin#obi wan#star wars#star wars incorrect quotes#prequel trilogy#star wars prequels#tcw obi wan#tcw padme#tcw anakin#tcw
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Anakin: Any questions?
*Silence*
Anakin: Do we have a sponge?
Ahsoka: So there was one question.
Anakin: Shut it dumbass.
Ahsoka: says the guy who just wrote on a whiteboard with permanent marker.
Anakin: I did not- Obi-Wan I’ve got a little problem here could you-?
#obi wan kenobi#obi wan and anakin#anakin skywalker#anakin#anakin and ahsoka#anakin needs a hug#anakin is a walking red flag#ahsoka and anakin#star wars ahsoka#ahsoka tano#ahsoka and obi wan#ahsoka#obi wan#tcw ahsoka#tcw anakin#tcw obi wan#tcw#prequel trilogy#star wars#star wars incorrect quotes
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Anakin: Can’t you see things from my point of view?
Obi-Wan: Alright.
Obi-Wan: *Walks over and stands next to him*
Obi-Wan: Still bullshit.
#anakin skywalker#star wars#anakin#star wars incorrect quotes#obi wan kenobi#obi wan and anakin#obi wan#obikin#anakin needs a hug#star wars the clone wars#prequel trilogy
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