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It's him it's the guy

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California girls we're unaccountable

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what is it with tiktok tradwives and the worst cooking known to mankind? like where in the bible does it say that it's a cardinal sin to season your food?

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I don't usually post plushies, but I think you all need to see this one

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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

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Why are two Aussie Ladies loudly arguing about each others vile nature in this grocery store. Holy shit one of them said out lout, to "everyone in the store, my sister says she doesn't care if I kill myself" holy shit am I being pranked

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

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she butterfly on my effect til i (gravely serious) everything could have been different

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People who say shit like "I would die for my kids!" really do not appreciate it if someone points out that they would also rather die than go to therapy, so it's not like they're exactly subtle about what their priorities are.

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eleventh plague. emails. 

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