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HE'S SO DAMN HANDSOME IN THIS GARBAGE MOVIE AND FOR WHAT. Such a fucking waste of a delicious look.

Every time a image of this trash movie shows up in my screen against my will it makes me want to kill myself. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH REED'S BORING ASS WIFE WITH NO CHARISMA.

he looks so stressed n disheveled I rlly rlly rlly wanna fuck him

WHAT WHO SAID THAT

must’ve been the wind…

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE SO BACK BITCHES THIS IS MY MAN JACK "WHISKEY" DANIELS BEFORE IMPROVING HIS SENSE OF FASHION

C'mon they even speak the same way, the same damn delicious smooth tone. I AM NOT OKAT AT ALL

PEDRO PASCAL as Mayor Ted Garcia in Eddington

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So, while freaking out about Agent Whiskey 2.0 Ted Garcia, I can't help but be shocked with the fact that these pics are 8 YEARS APART. I mean, Pedro my beloved give me your beauty secret to age backwards.

PEDRO PASCAL as Ted Garcia in Ari Aster's Eddington

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Close enough. WELCOME BACK AGENT WHISKEY.

I'm gonna die, y'all. Thankfully I have therapy today.

PEDRO PASCAL as Ted Garcia in Ari Aster's Eddington

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I'll never forgive Pedro for have joined marvel. C'MON JOSÉ PEDRO YOU'RE BETTER THAN SUPERHERO BULLSHIT. So many good movies out there and my boy decided to pick marvel. I guess time is showing me that Kingsman wasn't that bad.

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. next to PEDRO PASCAL’s chair announcing the cast of ‘Avengers: Doomsday’

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Not me casually building a whole backstory to this mf 'cause I'll not be in peace until I write a fic with him. Between me and Google how many weird searches I made to build his life and how many pages are currently open on my browser. Also giving him a middle name or sth because Harry is a shitty boring name.

my mind goes in that direction... is it too early to start writing for him? you tell me...

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AND THE FACT THAT THE CLEAN MUSTACHE WILL MAKE A COME BACK IN EDDINGTON JESUS YOUR CHILD IS READY

So this year we are getting Pedro in:

The Last of Us

Fantastic Four

Freaky Tales

Materialists

Eddington

The Uninvited (general release)

2025 truly is his year

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The person that put this scene on the trailer is one of us that knew we wanted his name.

To all the fic writers: his character's name is Harry Castillo. THANK GOD.

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I remember someone saying that Acacius probably was Joel's ancestor. Now I'm just starting consider that all Pedro boys have some level of kinship.

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Y'all missing the real point. The Castillo last name. JESUS KNOWS HOW MUCH SPANISH LAST NAMES SUIT PEDRO'S CHARACTER.

Furthermore, both Randy and Harry are very tasteless names. Y'all sleeping on how good "Mr. Castillo" sounds.

“It’s Randy” “it’s Harry”

I can’t keep doing this first Lucien and the Marcus now THIS?!?! The name confusion is killing me can’t they just tell us his character names LOLILOL

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Another movie that just like Kingsman I know will be horrible and I'll hate, but I'll watch to appreciate Pedro.

See, I'm still gonna watch the movie, but I HATE romance movies when the girl has to pick between two guys and she either picks the guy she used to date when she was 13 over the billionaire who saves puppies, volunteers at childrens hospitals, and is perfect in every way or she, "cHoOsEs HeRsElF", like booooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

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MY EXACT THOGUHTS. Like, girl, it's rich Pedro Pascal, there's literally no drawbacks. Y'kidding me?

just watched the materialists trailer. don't ask me how but i'm 100% sure dakota's character is gonna ditch pedro's character and i am already mad. MAD. have you seen this guy? you're gonna choose chris evans over HIM???? NAH, can't fucking relate. would never happen on a reader insert fic. fucking criminal, this woman deserves jail time.

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At this point we have two options: decide what's his name using "Rock paper scissors" or just go crazier than the producers and call him Marcus Acacius Aurelius Justus.

This is getting crazy.

I mean wouldn't be impossible for him to have both the "Justus" and "Aurelius" for cognomen and agnomen BUT GODDAMIT THEY HAVE TO COME TO AN AGREEMENT.

Marcus Acacius when they were promoting the film. Justus Acacius in the movie. Acacius Aurelius in the book. C'MON Y'ALL.

According to the preview of Gladiator II: The Art and Making of the Ridley Scott Film, Acacius' name is Acacius Aurelius…

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I'M DEFINITELY STILL HERE

Are we over him now? Cuz I’m still here.

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The lack of information about this pisses me off so damn much. Not even the book (which happens to be worse than the movie) provides more information. All I got from it was that his wife's name was Lela (btw she's mentioned on the movie credits as his wife) and that he knew Champ by the time she died.

What makes me crazy in all this is the fact that Champ KNEW about Jack's problems with the drugs subject AND YET SENT HIM TO THE GOLDEN CIRCLE MISSION. Like, wasn't it obvious that there was a huge chance of him messing up?

Oh thank you very much for not bothering mention her name, Matthew Vaughn. I had to buy that horrible book to find out Lela has a name.

Damn I hate this movie so much. Such a waste of a good character. My boy Jack deserved a better script.

I'm SOOOO intrigued by Agent Jack 'Whiskey' Daniels backstory and we do get glimpses of it in Kingsman: The Golden Circle but I have so many questions!

We know he unfortunately lost the love of his life, his highschool sweetheart, and his unborn son.

And when Ginger triggers his memory, we see frames of Jack's memories of her

But then we also see frames of playing chips and roulette tables, so was he into gambling? Or is that significant to him because it's connected to his highschool sweetheart, like they had a date at a casino? The sequence shows roulette tables and then his lady (I'm gonna keep calling her 'his lady' since there is no name)

Then there is a frame with Champ, so at that point, is he already part of the Statesman or joining the Statesman?

I want to know when did Whiskey join the Statesman? Was it after the death of his lady? I think he did.

How long has he been an agent? It seems like a long time of being part of Statesman if he is a senior agent as mentioned by Champ.

If he became a Statesman agent after the tragedy, did he do it just with the goal of vindicating his lady's death and waiting for the opportunity to get justice? Or just looking for a purpose in life

Just so many questions.....

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I've lost count of how many times I watched Kendrick's performance AND IT SOMEHOW GETS BETTER EVERYTIME. So many references/messages, his songs are so good, he's very charismatic and I have to say his outfit ate.

And Samuel as Uncle Sam was chef kiss.

People who say it was boring either didn't understood the message or are the target of Kendrick's critics.

I'M OBSSESED

there’s probably someone way smarter than me who can explain it better but kendrick lamar’s halftime show was an amazing performance piece that goes beyond a “super bowl halftime show”

the american flag motifs? uncle sam telling him his art is too ghetto and essentially too “black”? praising him for doing a censored disney song instead? AND DOING IT ALL IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES???

and oh yeah he called drake a pedophile in front of the entire nation

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What a time to be alive.

Happy Black History Month to all and to all a good night ❤️🖤💚