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The only correct response here

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hmmmm i made a quiz y'all should take it and tell me what you got in this poll

reblog for reach!

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Grumpy middle aged man HATES portals

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I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

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recently (on the 16th) it was 1 year to the day we made these two, on our first playthrough of bg3!! they've made a cake to celebrate, the success of which is questionable :D

i love these guys so much, they both mean so much to me and i have such a deep fondness for the time we spent playing them for the first time <33

the tiefling, aethus, is @an-unfortunate-bard and the dragonborn raotel is mine!!

bonus gale reaction:

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had too many clips of these two kissing to make into gifs so made a lil video edit instead <3

aethus belongs to @an-unfortunate-bard !!

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[ nsfw Patreon ]

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I will die on this hill!

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I often whisper 'hello ! i'm gale--' to myself because I just love the way he says that particular line.

Anyways here are some little Gale of Waterdeep sketches!

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🌞

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So take a long time 'Cause, oh, the world is lucky to be your home I know I need a next life 'Cause I'm not satisfied to know you just once

SMOOCHING with @an-unfortunate-bard's Aethus and my Raotel <3

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unmatched ship dynamic: "i've done terrible things in the past" x "all i care about is who you are in the present"

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"oh yeah I love using freecam for getting nice screenshots"

The nice screenshots:

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Ok villian fuckers, hard choice time!

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Hello, I opened Photoshop again