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Time for another take on Mario vs Bowuigi !

What everyone (including Luigi) thinks : Mario and Bowser hate each other. Despise each other. Mario would throw a fit at the very idea of Luigi dating his dreaded nemesis. Bowser has nothing but contempt for his boyfriend's brother.

The truth : Mario and Bowser are BFF. Yes, they started off hating each other but over the years, the hatred morphed into familiar rivalry then playful banter then long lasting spicy friendship. They kept up the act of hating each other because :

1) Bowser wants his troops to respect him and Mario gives him the perfect outlet for his badassitude

2) Mario doesn't want people to brand him a traitor when all he does is rough housing with his buddy

3) it's a freaking hilarious private joke.

When Bowser took an interest in Luigi, Mario was HYPED. "Go for it, Big Guy ! My bro deserves nothing less!" And Bowser was hyped too because "Your brother is so cute ??" "I know right??! Hey, let's boost up his confidence, I'll be out of commission for your next invasion so he'll get to beat you !" "Great idea ! Nothing wrong can come out of it!"

But.

Through a serie of misunderstanding, mistiming and misfiring, neither have been able to confess the truth about their friendship to Luigi. Who is TERRIFIED at the idea of Mario "finding out".

Bowser tries to warm up Luigi to the idea of Mario and him being friends : "Look, Pistachio, I'm sure he wouldn't take it that badly, I can tell him myself if you wan-" "NO NO NO he will hate me, he hates you enough already, I don't want you two to maul each other to death, you don't have to pretend you don't want to just for me 😭"

Mario tries to nudge Luigi into confessing the truth on his own without forcing him : "hey bro, you've been out a lot lately, anything going on~?" "NOTHING AT ALL I AM NOT SEEING ANYONE YES LUIGI SINGLE FOREVER (oh shit shit shit does he suspect something ???)"

Both Bowser and Mario feel bad about Luigi stressing out so much but everytime they try to confess the truth, Luigi either can't hear them or is convinced they're pretending for his own good.

So. Many. Shenanigans. Ensue.

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Mamma Luigi loves his baby

Big boy Jr.

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I made this for the 𝓈𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒾𝓃. 

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Dadrius Week Day 2: Apologies

Having regrets of the past @sergeantsporks 

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Please reblog, don’t repost :)  

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every eldest daughter deserves to be evil

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You ever think about how they made the minions immortal so that they wouldn’t have to explain how they reproduce

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It had been so long since you ran at a dead sprint like this. Your lungs burned with the cold air from the Romanian winter. The freezing sweat on your skin burned and your eyes watered from the intense bite of nighttime temperature. This was not what you had in mind for an evening with Alcina.

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You had suggested a game to pass the time. There wasn’t much in the way for entertainment in this village. Games, however was how you spent time with your friends and family back home. You felt it was a calm and potentially cute date idea to spend with a woman of class. Being the gentlewoman you were you let Alcina choose. You tried to hit her with that slick shit the old “oh it doesn’t matter as long as it’s with you”. You assumed the lord would pick something intellectual like chess or perhaps a card game. You anticipated, regardless of what game she chose, she would prove to be a challenge. You were not prepared to be the meat pumpkin in the tigress enclosure.

She chose tag. At first you laughed, you thought you miss heard. No way, not the noblewoman of the village. Alcina looked hurt and pouted slightly at your reaction. You stopped laughing immediately. She was serious. “Draga mea. I want to play tag.” Reaffirmed. Alcina’s cute little huff over her tea made you soften.

“Tag it is!” You chuckled. You’d play whatever she wanted just as long as you got to keep her to yourself .

“I want to raise the stakes though. We start from the edge of my property. You dash to the door of this castle if you reach the door before I take you. You win. If I capture you I win.” Alcina took a sip from her tea cup.

You laughed a bit more. “I’m assuming if the stakes are being raised then there is a prize for whoever wins?”

“Naturally” Alcina chuffed

Once again you quickly agreed to those rules. Not really thinking about what exactly you were consenting to. She was going to hunt you and your safe harbor was the castle. She’s taller, faster, and obviously smarter, the odds were not in your favor. As the saying goes though hindsight is 20/20

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You could hear the crunch of snow and twigs under foot. She was close. You strained to hear the environment over the sound of your heart pounding in your ears. It didn’t matter she gave you a head start she was gaining quickly on you.

You frantically tried to put the last of your strength in your legs and lungs. You made it so far. You are so so close to the castle. Then it happened you caught an bright burning gold in your periphery. Your stomach sank and time seemed to stop.

The intense gold of her eyes and the raven black of her hair seemed to be a blur. Your favorite features of the countess consumed your field of vision. She fully dedicated herself to the hunt and she tackled you at her full sprint. You were knocked off of your feet and she held on to you much in the way a predator digs into their prey.

You lay on the freezing ground with the enormous lord on top of you. You locked eyes with Alcina, the wild look in your eyes betrayed the complicated feelings you felt. Some of it was fear, some of it was confusion and most of it was a turn on. This was dare you say… hot?

Alcina gave you a smug look. “Well Darling… I win”. She was absolutely stunning like this. Her tussled black hair, the gold eyes that reflected the small amount of light outside. All of this was more than you could bear. She gently nuzzled your neck “I believe winners are usually awarded a prize. You will do just fine.”

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some kind of a moodboard

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better to have loved and lost, then to have never loved at all

artwork, unknown // private conversations, whimsy // bojack horseman // i know it's over, the smiths // blurry lovers, anne magil // fatal flaw, swati barik // anna akhmatova, in a dream // dean cornwell - story illustration - 1918 // dogfish, mary oliver // erika seguín colás

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The Wizard of Oz in China by Billy Nunez

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justice for mod silver

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Spellbound Felines Series by Sam Hogg

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NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

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Happy Christmas Eve :)

Hope you like this comic that I worked on for a literal WEEK but I sincerely hope it's funny XD