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“A healthy relationship is where two independent people just make a deal that they will help the other person be the best version of themselves.”

— Unknown

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the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.

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do you think the first blowjob in history was gay or straight

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would you like a nice glass of

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stop villanizing disabled people. stop assuming we're just being lazy. stop assuming we could be trying harder. stop assuming that we'll "feel better" in a few weeks. stop assuming that we have the same energy levels as everyone else. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

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i hate when i, a completely healthy person (very chronically ill), get sick (flare up) for no reason at all (i exerted myself way past my limit just cuz i didn’t wanna be “annoying”)

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“surely this will not cause my chronic illness to flare up,” i say, actively doing something that has never failed to flare my chronic illness

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when the “10 tips on how to make showering easy for disabled people” list doesn’t include a shower chair or a shower/changing table or grab bars etc, i know they don’t care about us physically disabled people.

good for u that turning off the lights and lighting a scented candle instead and listening to music or put on a show and using a bath bomb etc etc helps u but like none of those tips are that beneficial for physically disabled ppl specifically.

it’s good that those tips are there but for once we’d love to be included.

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got high and forgot to jerk off cause i was busy thinking about my theories

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you like the 1970s? okay show me your bush then. oh you don’t have one? that’s what i thought poser

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so apparently TLC stands for 'tender loving care' too but as a pro wrestling fan let me tell you about my confusion every time i scroll past a fic summary that goes 'my poor traumatized meow mrows deserve some TLC after all that 🥺' and i'm like they deserve WHAT??? a tables ladders chairs match??? your want to body slam your blorbo through a table????

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theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3

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can't wait for biden to resign from the campaign this sunday, july 21 2024

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‘workin’ boys hidgens is so unhinged!! do u think it was pokey’s influence??? that was crazy he literally—’

have you ever stopped to consider that community theatre directors are just like that?

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Do you really wanna know where I was April 29th?

Today is the only day all year that you can reshare this. 👀