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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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message to all bitches

please survive

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I SENT MY DAD A LINK TO “CORE” FROM THE UNDERTALE SOUNDTRACK AND THEN HE ANIMATED THIS FOR ME I LOVE MY DAD

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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

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Michael Jackson’s THRILLER - December 2nd, 1983

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

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I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

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every single time

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♡

-batb

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cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.