26, she/her. Mainly Mysterious Benedict Society and Shakespeare. Christened “vampire bites georg” by @mvshortcut
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reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™
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picture of a cute innocent baby animal "um this is who youre being mean to btw" thats not even true man youre a straight up vampire and you destroyed my village with your dark powers
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airplane tickets should be free if you have internet friends you reaaaaaaally want to hang out with
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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?
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do you think you could take a vampire?
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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.
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i’m so fine i’m so normal i’m just in tears because no man is a failure who has friends
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there's no way this hasn't been done yet but come on, she is the epitome of this tweet
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