amyssecretgalaxy2

[amyssecretgalaxy2]

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

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no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid

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when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

thats amore

when u swim in a creek and an eel bites ur cheek

thats a moray

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y'all mind if i succumb to an ancient and terrible hunger

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oh you have a gender studies degree? cute. ive read over 10000 slop crossdressing manga

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my tumblr ads are alternating between reminding me i’m a dyke and telling me to fear the space scorpion

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if you think you can defeat the Sizzle Sisters with that measly little fajita then you're out of your bell pepper

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pregnant emoji literally always elevates a conversation. any time you're unsure how the tone of a message or email will come across, pregnant emoji. worried you sound awkward? pregnant emoji. need to broach a delicate subject? pregnant emoji.

> hi emily, I'm afraid I can't make it to the office today. my car won't start.🫄

> I'm just not ready to date right now🫄

> do you think lee harvey oswald was a CIA asset or was the kennedy assassination unmanaged blowback from covert LSD experimentation on an exceptionally volatile ex-marine 🐈🫄 sorry I don't know how the cat got there

introspection , warmth, vulnerability. it says 'i need to focus on me right now' but it also says 'big things coming'. an impeccable little effigy. an emissary for all occasions. pregnant emoji. 🫄

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very hard to do

7 colors 40 frames

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Idk why people are constantly trying to put transmascs and transfems at odds because sometimes I just scroll through both of our tags and genuinely tear up at how beautiful it is to be part of this community and the hope we have. Seriously fuck people who keep trying to take that away from us

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March: *starts*

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Finally tried Balatro and I think I know why people like it so much.

oh no

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bring his ass to a simmer

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wow cool facts about anime

have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:

that’s because of scrooge mcduck

Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics

so basically this character

who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this

which means that every time you get horny for this

or for these guys

you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker

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Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

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advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone