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When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.
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so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane
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this little guy has been in progress forever, but finally i got around to printing it some ears. also experimenting with having solid paws instead of the legs just tapering off into tiny points like i usually make. not sure which one i prefer in general, but this one looks fun with paws.
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”
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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
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#my last google search is me trying to figure out what the fuck has been happening the last few days#“recieved return to sender package I didn't send”#we keep getting these random return to sender packages that have our address but not our name#the original recipient addresses all look like normal homes when we look them up#ups has been zero help#its not anything suspicious or anything it just looks like random crap from temu or wish or something#some storage containers#a couple robes#shit like that
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i think about this LITERALLY every time i walk past anyone ever it has permanently lodged itself in my brain
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As someone who lost their father to cancer I feel this is very important to share. Please vote in 2024, and vote for those who care more about the people rather than bullshit politics.
(I don’t typically talk politics or world affairs but this hit me hard.)
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can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feel like nothing changed at all
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