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I bet everyone will try to bribe, threaten rope Max into their schemes because he’s the only 21st century teenager there. They need him to teach them about the intricacies of secondary school teenage romance.

Poor Yuu, she has no idea why every time she goes to work, everyone’s more focused on her personal life than they are with their meals. She’s over here trying to deliver some Hunny™ to Winnie the Pooh but was derailed when Diablo, The Evil/Beautiful Queen Grimhilde’s crow and Iago start doing some bird stand-off and “yes, Your Majesty, The Queen of Hearts, I did enjoy playing croquet with Riddle this morning, yes, I am going to tomorrow’s Unbirthday Party”

I can only imagine what happened during Ariel and Eric’s double date. Whenever Yuu asks Ariel about merfolk customs she keeps on talking about under the sea courting rituals (“so you’re saying that giving a pearl to someone is how merfolk say hello?”)

Also, Aladdin and Jasmine have invited Kalim and Yuu to a magic carpet race (which is basically another double date)

Hades’ advice might be bad but it’s better than whatever Class Jock Hercules is trying to do: who wants to go chariot racing? no one. who want’s to go walking our pets (Pegasus and Cerberus)? no one.

It’s going to be another Hercules and the Arabian Nights up in there.

I feel like Mickey and Minnie are kind of against her dating - they are really protective of her, especially when they see how much she’s gone through (Mickey definitely introduces her to Yen Sid). They know that the NRC boys are just kids but they’ve been dealing with villains for years so sometimes they get a bit anxious when she leaves to go back to Ramshackle. Donald would be with them but Daisy is part of the Ship War betting pool that Clarabelle set up

Max and Yuu are the babies of the staff (Huey, Dewey and Louie don’t actually work there) so they’re instantly best friends and Roxanne and her get along swimmingly.

Max, just invite Yuu to the staff room to chill. You both need a break. 

Okay so I'm sorry for word vomiting here but I've got this AU that I've been developing in my head for the past few weeks. I call it my Disney Crossover/House of Mouse/When I say everyone loves Yuu, I’m talking about the entire Disney animated multiverse AU.

(I’m going to be referring to Yuu as she/her because of my own pronouns)

Basically, Yuu ends up working at the House of Mouse every night for extra money because Crowley sucks. She travels through a magic mirror in Ramshackle. Everyone there loves her: the (human and animal) adults think of her as their daughter, the animals love her (she’s not a beast tamer for nothing), the kids constantly want to hang out with her and even the villains have a soft spot for her (mainly because she treats them like normal people and not as villains. She’s super kind and sweet to them even when they try to scare her). Somehow, they realise that they don’t really know who she is or how she got there or anything so they ask her about it and she’s like “it’s a long story I don’t want to explain the whole thing.”

So due to either Disney Magic™ or one of Professor Von Drake’s inventions, the entire Disney theatrical animated universe watch everything that’s happened to Yuu so far in Twisted Wonderland. So obviously this would lead to lots of questions and everything but that’s not what I want to talk about. Oh no. What I’m getting to is this:

Ship Wars.

Everyone sees how Yuu has got each and every boy at NRC wrapped around her little finger and she’s literally so dense and oblivious to how positively smitten and whipped they are for her so they play a little matchmaking. Obviously The Great Seven™ would want Yuu to get with their own Twisted versions. It was unprecedented. Normally every villain knows not to get on the bad side of the Mistress of all Evil but the second she’s like “she’s my future granddaughter, my Malleus has been courting him the day they met” WWIII breaks out.

The Heroes™ are at first like “why villains though?” before realising that the boys would rather chop off a limb before they would ever think about letting Yuu get anywhere near harm and they’re like “so for their wedding, I’m thinking…” Because what’s the biggest bragging right than having the beloved Yuu getting with someone that’s based on your story.

Listen, because I have ideas™ of villains trying to get their kid (yes, they see the boys as their kids, sue them) with Yuu and the heroes being like “Are you married? No. Move over.” Simba and Nala helping Leona with ‘Can You Feel the Love Tonight 2.0’ whilst Scar and the hyenas scheme in the shadows (the hyenas love Ruggie by the way. He’s an honorary member of the cackle), Aladdin and Jasmine hardcore shipping Kalim with Yuu (Aladdin to the other princes “they rode on a magic carpet and had an elephant parade. Perfect first date material right there.”) whilst JamilYuu shippers Jafar and Iago seethe, Alice may not know much about relationships but she’s got an imagination, an older sister and sees how invested the White Rabbit, card soldiers and the Queen and King of Hearts are with RiddleYuu so she’s going to help. The Dwarves hate Vil. Snow White loves everyone. She just wants Yuu to be happy. Lovable himbo tries to get Idia and Yuu together but Meg just rolls her eyes and Hades yells at him for ruining his plans. Ariel and Eric see Azul, a mer who’s fallen in love with a human and they’re like “our time has come. Sebastian, get your voice ready.” and Ursula’s like “that might be the one good idea you two have ever had”. Maleficent has been MalleYuu Shipper No1 from the start (a title that Lilia had to give up to her after a one minute stare down). She already has a room prepared for the prefect for when she visits the Valley of Thorns. Aurora, Phillip and the three good fairies think that Malleus is a sweet boy and are rooting for him.

Of course, there will be ship wars.

And don’t get me started on the battles that the villainous henchmen/sidekicks get with each other. If I have motivation, I might write something for this AU but I have a bunch of headcanons and scenarios for it. Also, Yuu is an honorary Disney Princess. She gets to sit with them at their table and has a personal invite to visit their castles whenever she wants so that they can have some girl time together. (Mulan and Merida mainly want to teach her how to use weapons and are 100000% ready to hunt down any of the boys that try to mess with her).

Listen, I love everything about this. House of Mouse was one one my favorite cartoons as a kid so i'm all on board for this. (It is an affront that the series is not on Disney+, but at least its on Youtube.)

Mickey tapping on the glass of the Ramshackle mirror: Hey, hey kid. Wanna work at my club?

All i'm thinking of is the episode where Max has a date with Roxanne and everyone swears not to embarrass him, and then proceeds to embarrass with their well intentioned attempts to make it perfect. Like dedicated Sebastian's Kiss the girl performance and setting up a Lady and Tramp style meal for them. That, but with the NRC boy of the week.

Miss Yuu: I'm going to be bringing my friend Azul this Friday. When he heard about the club he was interested to check it out for ideas for his lounge.

The entire cast of the little mermaid:

There is not a speck of chill in that establishment. Sebastian's going to perform Kiss the Girl. Ariel and Eric get the bright idea to invite them to sit with them like a double date. Ursula and batting the other villains from interfering with a stick. It's a mess.

Rinse and repeat every other week with a different student.

Imagine Hades trying to teach Idia how to be a quick smooth talker to get Yuu to go out with him and its just failing miserably. Or Yuu just glaring at the Magic Mirror in the lobby.

Or ladies night at the House of Mouse, and all the princesses insist Yuu sit them and enjoy the show, and Minnie assures her she can take a break for a while. Then upon Clarabells suggestion in the episode, they do a bachelor auction, Only the Bachalors are Vil, Malleus, Leona and whoever else they could rope into it. Only all the princesses are bidding on their favorites and then giving the date to Yuu.

And like you said, everyone sort of adopts Yuu in their own way. But Goofy especially is going full dad mode for Yuu. Just comes to her defense at any moment like he does with Max and its very sweet.

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You know what I really would love to see?

A right side (Patton, Roman and Remus) vs left side (Logan, Virgil and Janus) structured debate

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SANDERS SIDES KARAOKE: GOTHIC LITERATURE MUSICALS EDITION

Okay, so after four years of being in the Sanders Sides fandom, I’m going to attempt to write some headcanons. Here we go.

Since it’s well-known in fanon that the sides do have karaoke sessions, imagine what would happen if they sang musicals based on gothic literature.

Roman’s happy because broadway, duh, Logan is happy because it’s canon that he enjoys gothic literature since he dressed up as Frankenstein’s monster for Halloween, same reason for Virgil and Patton’s happy that his family is bonding. He made extra cookies for the occasion. He’s dangerous like that. 

(I headcanon that when Thomas had to write analyses of gothic literature novels for school, Virgil, Roman and Logan would work together to come up with stuff and write the best essays in class and Patton would be so proud of them)

I’m not going to count Les Mis because I’m not too sure if that counts as gothic literature and whilst the Hunchback of Notre Dame is indeed gothic (trust me I read that in a plane once. An entire, like, ten pages is dedicated to describing the scenery) I don’t think it became a broadway show.

Now this isn’t like their usual karaoke nights, no sir. Just idly remaining in the living room won’t do. Where is the gusto? The pizazz? The accolade winning extravaganza? The-

“We get it Princey, can you just get on with it?” - Virgil

No, this type of singing can only be accompanied with an atmosphere that will do it justice. To the imagination they go and with Logan’s (who has practically memorised every single one of these books and is not geeking out at all) input on how the novels describe each setting, Roman creates very intricate landscapes for each song.

When they sing ‘Alive’ from ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ Roman thought that it would be really cool for Patton to play Mr Edward Hyde since Hyde is literally the human id and Patton, being the embodiment of morality, is literally the superego (although to be fair, Patton is also shown to be quite childish and impulsive since he’s also the base of Thomas’ emotions and Hyde is impulsive because he’s a way for Jekyll to act on his own emotions - especially since the only crime that Hyde does in the book are him over-reacting with his anger by beating a man to death. And in the novella, Jekyll writes that he and Hyde are like father and son and that Hyde is actually younger than Jekyll is, he does have that sense of childishness that Patton has only instead of that childishness being good and helpful, it’s bad and hurtful. Plus in the soundtrack of Alive, whilst Anthony Warlow does sing about how good being evil feels like, he also sounds like he is crying tears of joy of being able to be himself, the first words post-transformation being freedom and anyways these are supposed to be fun headcanons not analytical headcanons so I digress…)

Anyways Patton is happy to play the villain because “look kiddos, Roman conjured up this really swell cape” “the correct term is cloak” “and check out this top hat and cane!” and he’s just belting out the words and froliking around Victorian London without a care in the world, making his cape swoosh in the wind.

“Patton I would advise you not to take your shoes off. This is nineteenth-century London with people dying of cholera by the dozens, your feet could catch a myriad of infections.”

“Worry not, specs, the scenery is merely an illusion. I would never allow for our dear padre to succumb to the villain of illness”

“Aww, thanks kiddo (cue Patton’s sunshine smile) now where was I? IT’S THE FEELING OF BEING ALIVE! FILLED WITH EVIL AND TRULY ALIVE!”

They have Logan sing ‘I Need To Know’ because a doctor of science singing about wanting to expand his knowledge and having that thirst to do whatever it takes to get said knowledge. That is a Logan Sanders song right there. At first he’s like “why do I have to sing. I was happy enough giving directions and helping you with the scenery” but Roman creates this big scientific library that could rival the one from Beauty and the Beast/ laboratory from that’s practically the identical to Jekyll’s lab in the book and he’s like “Fine” like he isn’t enjoying himself. He is. They all know it. He’s not fooling anyone

Patton and Roman sing ‘Bring on the men’ together (yes, whilst wearing dresses) whilst Virgil and Logan drink apple juice from those big british beer glasses in the mind-scape created Red Rat (which Logan is quick to point out doesn’t exist and is vocally upset at how the musical adaptation added unnecessary romantic subplots with Lisa and Lucy when the book itself only had three background female characters who were only there for like one paragraph. He’s even more upset at the other inaccuracies with the book like how in the play Jekyll creates his formula as a cure for mental illness and Hyde was accidental whilst in the book he did it because he wanted to indulge in sin without fearing the consequences and Hyde, whilst not being exactly what he wanted, was actually created on purpose or how in the book Hyde only kills one man and in the musical he kills practically everyone except for the one person he did kill. Virgil pats him on the back with sympathy). Roman and Virgil are sniggering at the sexual euphemisms at the end of the song whilst Patton’s confused. She just seems really enthusiastic about food.

Roman sings both parts of ‘Confrontation’ by himself. He gets a standing ovation.

He also does ‘Transformation’. The problem is that he was so good at sounding like he was in complete agony and near death that they had to stop the song prematurely because Patton was getting upset. Don’t worry, Pat gets lots of cuddles by Roman afterwords.

(You know what I might do some sides reacting to The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde later because 1. It’s my favourite book and 2. All four of them would have very interesting takes on it)

From the Frankenstein musical Virgil plays the criminal from ‘Say Amen’ because he wants to (seriously, the guy’s first words in the song are ‘I curse the day that I was born into a world so black with hate’) and Logan plays Victor Frankenstein but Patton refuses for his son to even pretend to be executed by the noose so they have Roman play a man wearing a british executioner outfit with a foam sword and the creative side just bonks the anxious side on the neck with it. Logan despairs about the historical inaccuracy from his place in the stands whilst Patton is cheering next to him. Patton also hands him an extra jumper to keep him warm in the Switzerland cold. 

“Patton, I am grateful that you are thinking of my health but no one in eighteenth century Switzerland wore bright blue jumpers with cartoon kittens on them”

“Really, Logan, are you paw-sitive?”

“I would like to change places with Virgil. Immediately” 

Roman and Logan turn ‘Birth to my creation’ into a duet because Logan enjoys the scientific aspect of it and Roman can’t resist the drama (of course). He goes all out. He makes Victor’s lab perfect to the smallest detail (and cheers when Logan’s eyes start lighting up and he does that cute clappy thing when he’s excited), he conjures a storm and makes lightning strike at the best moments of the song. He even creates a ‘wretch’ (what Victor calls the monster in the book. I’ve heard that it’s name is Adam but all I remember from the novel is Victor calling himself god and the creature his Adam) to lie on the table. 

“And we didn’t even have to go grave-robbing for it. Or drop out of University.” - Roman

“No matter how many times I wanted to.” - Virgil

Roman and Virgil do most of the songs from Dracula. The creative side creates this huge, expensive-looking window-balcony thing with glass double doors and billowing silk curtains so that he could dramatically sing ‘the longer I live’ whilst the wind blows through his hair and he dramatically drapes himself on the balustrade so that the light from the full moon hits his figure just right. Patton’s close to crying.

Logan is very eager to give as many facts as he can about nineteenth-century mental institutions for ‘The Master’s Song’. He gets really into the history behind certain treatments and different cases. Roman plays Renfield and the others play doctors. 

Virgil is super into Dracula’s castle during ‘Life after life’. He and Roman duet that song wearing all-black. Logan tries to help Patton’s slight fear by telling him the history behind different pieces of architecture.

Patton plays Christine during Phantom of the Opera

Roman, Virgil and Logan sing ‘A story told’ from The Count of Monte Cristo around a circular table in a dimly lit tavern. Patton takes pictures and drinks hot chocolate in the sidelines.

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Taki Tachibana x Mitsuha Miyamizu Headcanons

OKAY FIRST OF ALL THESE TWO GET THEIR MEMORIES BACK THE SECOND AFTER THEY REUNITE ONCE THE MOVIE ENDS. I ACCEPT NOTHING ELSE.

These two are dorks. They are the dorkiest dorks to ever dork. They may be adults with jobs but whenever they’re together they just regress into lovesick teenagers.

Everyday, after they move in together, they are just in awe of the fact that they FINALLY found each other again after all.

They spent so many years lost and thinking that they were missing something but now they feel as if that void in them has been filled

Whenever Taki teases Mitsuha over something, she fires back that he was the one who wrote ‘I love you’ instead of his name like a romantic idiot and that they would have been able to find each other much sooner if he just wrote his actual name 

The whole ‘I love you’ thing becomes a running joke between the two

Whenever Taki signs off a note, he writes ‘I love you’ instead of his name

If he wakes up first and has to leave for work before Mitsuha gets up, he writes ‘I love you’ on her wrist like he did during the movie

When she wakes up and notices it, she just smiles and rolls her eyes all fondly. She keeps it on all day.

Mitsuha has a framed piece of paper that has Taki’s neat handwriting spelling out ‘I love you’ on her bedside table

They still communicate with each other via post-it notes. And sometimes fridge magnets.

The whole body-swapping thing becomes an inside joke between them

Sometimes, when all of their friends are hanging out with each other, they would talk about the time where Mitsuha and Taki would act unlike themselves and how they forgot who they were and the two of them would just share a smile

Mitsuha did bludgeon Taki with a pillow when she remembered the whole *ahem* touching her breasts thing

Their bedroom has an A3 canvas of a drawing of Itomori (courtesy of Taki) hung up on their bedroom wall

Taki is Mitsuha’s number one fan, alright, he loves her so much and treats her like a queen

He’s always touching her (arm slung over her shoulders when they sit, walking hand in hand, holding each other’s hands over the table during cafe dates, giving her piggyback rides) - partly because he’s absolutely gone for her and partly because he just wants reassurance that she’s real

Like he could come home from an absolutely terrible day and then he’d see her just sitting on the sofa reading a book or something and he’d get the biggest smile on his face and his mood just soars

The OST song ‘Sparkle’ is what he wrote for her

He draws her a lot. He isn’t even aware of it. He could be in a meeting at work and listening to his coworkers and he looks down at his paper and a sketch of her eyes are just looking back at him.

She makes a braided cord for him that he wears around his wrist

They once got into a gingerbread house making contest. He obviously won with some fancy intricate pinterest-worthy, front-cover-of-a-magazine looking design because of his superior architect skills™ but he took like twenty pictures of her uneven little hut thing (that honestly looked like it was ready to fall over if a butterfly landed on it) and was just so proud of her.

During his breaks, he would sometimes come to the jewelry store with a slice of cake that the two would share at the back

She never lost her love for desserts and he’s more than happy to indulge her (of course he would still tease her about it)

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Assassination Classroom Blog (AKA: my Nagisa Stan blog): snakeboistan

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Protect her

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No that’s a tender, gender is having or showing a mild, kind, or tender temperament or character.

what the fuck is a gender??

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PREACH!

Not to mention that he’s bi/multilingual and has incredible analytical abilities (I remember seeing a screenshot of a comic where Dick first meets Clark Kent and within one glance he finds out practically everything he needs to know about him apart from the fact that he’s Superman)

The boy even found a way to escape a juvenile detention centre in Gotham when he was EIGHT for goodness sakes.

I think the reason he’s underestimated is because 1) like Brucie Wayne’s public persona, he wants you to underestimate him and 2) he’s literally the embodiment of sunshine in human form. People always make the connection that always smiling + kind to a fault + just being an all round good egg = ditsy. Yes, he makes puns but just because he appears to be the comic relief character doesn’t mean that he can’t go head to head with villains and heroes that have twice the experience that he does. 

Richard John ‘I hacked the everything’ Grayson is not stupid and if you think that he is, then you’ve already lost against him.

Everyone on here pretending Dick Grayson is stupid: STOP

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I just love the idea that the Batfamily tease Dick all the time but secretly not so secretly they’re all afraid of him because they may work with Bruce but Dick basically raised all of them? And they sometimes use him as a self-defense material against each other.

Like if Jason ever steals the last cookies in the jar and holds them over his head not because he wants to eat but simply because he wants to fuck around with Damian:

Jason: Whatcha gonna do, itsy bitsy? 

And Damian gets frustrated and angered and he starts calling Dick at the top of his lungs. Jason drops his face and stuffs the cookies into Damian’s mouth in panic to shut him up.

Jason: It’s all yours!

Or when Damian and Tim fight each other and Damian goes overboard so Tim records everything.

Tim: That’s it. I’m sending this to Dick

Damian: Wait no-

And not just the Batkids, even Bruce…

Damian: *going out of control and killing people*

Bruce: *already dialing Dick’s number*

And sometimes, even Alfred.

Bruce: *explain about a crazy mission that very likely puts his kids’ lives and himself at risk*

Alfred: Sir, are you sure master Dick would agree to this?

Bruce: …

Also Bruce: *start planning everything again from scratch*

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A Little Hero Drabble

Because I’m a huge fan of @ask-thelittleheros  AU I attempted to write something. 

“And that, Peter, is precisely why you should never ever use a mobile device when fighting a bad guy,” Steve stages to the six year old on his lap, his facial features rearranging into a stern expression when the brunette burst into giggles. “Peter!”

“Oh - God. I-I’m sso so sorry, Steve,” he replied through his laughter, “It’s just that - I can’t believe that Tony ended up getting thrown through the air because he was playing Poke-POKEMON GO!”

The rest of the room joined him in his laughter - even Steve’s mouth quirked up into an amused smirk when Tony let out an offended “Hey!”

“It’s nice to know how that you all care so much about my physical well-being,” the sixteen year old genius huffed, “and just so you know, I did end up catching that Clefairy.”

BANG

Everyone’s heads swivelled around at the sound of the door slamming against the wall (I know that all doors in the Tower are electronic, but just bare with me) to see Bucky stroll in without a care in the world, his cheeks slightly pink.

“Sorry I’m late. I was … doing things.”

Loud footsteps were heard thundering against the floor as a very frantic and flustered Sam Wilson burst in screaming, “HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE ******* STAIRS.”

“SAM!” Steve yelled, immediately covering Peter’s ears - which did absolutely nothing because the boy in question had enhanced hearing, “LANGUAGE! There are children present.”

Bucky’s lips twitched into a smirk.

“Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it -“ he did a placating gesture with his hands, his smirk growing into a full-fledged grin, “giving you a little nudge.”

Sam shot him a withering glare as he took a step towards him.

“Oh, I’ll give you a ‘little nudge’ when I shove my foot up your ***!”

“SAM!”

“HEY!” Bucky yelled, shooting him a look as he gestured to a stern looking Steve who was still covering the ears of a completely unaffected Peter.“Watch your fucking language in front of the Captain!”