Amtrik - Personally considered an enemy of the state by NBC, Taylor Swift, The US Patents and Trademark Office and the Amtrak corporation. Beetles hate bog, 70 musical fans
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Not with that attitude
The security guard of building B just told me the place I'm looking for is in building A across the road, while the security guard of building A is telling me it's in Building B so now I gotta solve that one guard only tells lies and the other tells the truth thing
#Use some art skills and offer a healthy amount of trauma#acting and lying are basically the same#stage makeup and one mannequin head is all you need#(for legal reasons this is a joke)
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Hey, I've stumbled upon this before!
(The graph gets complicated)
All the secret ice phases are one of the most fantasy things to exist in science. oh yeah there’s extra forms of ice beyond normal ice only found on other planets or created in a lab. and they will fuck you up alright. they’re even named with roman numerals
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Today's word of the day is:
Bucolic
#word of the day#this one was found on the Covered Bridge Wikipedia page#definition#“relating to the pleasant aspects of the countryside and country life”
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Nobody told me that they found a real Rat King
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You spend so much time stuffing skeletons into a pipe organ and writing ominous warnings and they still fall for it...
The best music comes from taking a band that absolutely hates each other and forcing them to make an album
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I'm sure one will fit you just fine...
The best music comes from taking a band that absolutely hates each other and forcing them to make an album
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New idea for a Saw Trap
Unrelated, but if anyone wants to enter this definitely not locked room full of instruments, I've got a great way to make us some money
The best music comes from taking a band that absolutely hates each other and forcing them to make an album
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Thinking about how trains call to each other in the rainy night like whales do in the inky black of the sea.
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Maybe I should finally get around to customizing the description...
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I do not lie
having a hot girl summer on the desktop
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Sheesh!
There always seems to be a lot of police around when you don't need them!
-Sonic, Sonic Adventure 2
having a hot girl summer on the desktop
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I have no idea why I made this but I had a thought and couldn't get it out of my head
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A reminder that the Onceler and Sans Undertale are mentioned on the Sex Symbol Wikipedia page
#Wikipedia#onceler#sans undertale#fun facts#?#I just wanted to know if I was right about the Mansfield Bar...
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WHO ARE YOU???????
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The real trolley problem is that I have no trolley to ride ):
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This?

I think it's called a Pram
The real trolley problem is that I have no trolley to ride ):
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