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Retiring

Running this account was one of the best parts of my childhood. I had so much fun being part of this community and making content for so many of you. Making aesthetic moodboards was one of the few ways I was able to creatively express myself as a kid and it gave me something productive to do during what was frankly a dark period in my life. I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted on here but I wanted to officially let everyone know that I am retiring this account. Everything will stay up for you to browse to your hearts’ content, but this will be my last post. Thank you so much for all the love and support over the years <3. 

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How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

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...I have returned

get ready for the cringe whores

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Me: has DepressionTM

The Eccentric And Concerning But Well-Meaning Grandma Who Would Be One Of My "Sanders Sides" If They Were Real: *stabs it with her knitting needles* "Get off my lawn before I have Harold get the shotgun."

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I return to spread the gospel

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Guys I did this earlier

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This is glorious

@thatsthat24

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fun fact: freddie mercury and jim hutton invented love

sorry i dont make the rules

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Thomas being lowkey ready to Throw Hands about Trump admin decisions in the newest video is me any time i turn on the news, tbh.

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Who wants an au? No one? Too bad cause i’ve been just spitting nonsense to @the-incedible-sulk and now all of you guys have to hear it too!!

BLANKET FORT AU

“Patton calls him home the blanket fort cause it’s safe and cozy for all the kids who needs a place” is Avery’s explanation and its he best thing I’ve ever heard so that’s what were going with

Basically this is an au where our boys Logan an Patton adopt twins (remy and roman) because when they saw them patton cried at the thought of someone separating them and decided he needed to adopt them.

And logn physically can’t say no to those puppy eyes so here we are

as the boys are growing up roman regularly drags remy on adventures around the neighborhood and into town. This of course, terrifies patton every single time cause he gets home from work and his boys are not there, an hour later remy comes back with broken sunglasses and romans got a scraped knee, both of them covered in dirt and neither of them talk about what happened

Well neither of them give a straight answer.

And one day they drag home a little boy in an oversized hoodie who lives across the road.

And lemme tell you, virgil Does Not have good parents. They really don’t give a shit about what virgil]

So virgil is constantly getting dragged along on these little adventures they have and is never happy about it

Just imagine a little roman peeking outside to see a little virgil trying to climb a tree and then grabbing remy and deciding that they need to go on another adventure

These adventures almost always consist of going into a nearby woods “the forbidden forest” running to a nearby convenience store “ the castle” finding dogs and playing with them “dragons” and rescuing the prince “virgil”

And by rescuing i mean they look away for two seconds, virgil disappears, and they have to run on a maddash to find him before their parents kill them.

As they get older virgils having more and more sleepovers, usually sleeping on the floor or couch since he’s too anxious to ask and since neither remy nor roman want to give up their spot on the bunk beds

And the around the age of 15, virgil’s parents have another kid, Emile

And that’s when the fighting gets really bad at his house. Cause virgil’s father doesn’t think the baby is his, and the mother keeps getting upset because she’s being called a whore.

Long story short that’s the first night virgil knocked on the door in the pouring rain, at midnight, clutchin a crying baby. Patton answers the door, and immediately lets them in. virgil’s crying a bit too and so patton wakes up logan,takes the kid in his arms and starts bouncing him up and down.

Virgil spends a few days over there, jogging across the street to get bottles and diapers, telling his parents he cant let the baby hear them fighting all the time like that.

Virgil may or may not come back with a bright red hand print across his face.

Patton lowkey teaches virgil ow to change diapers and helps out with this baby as much as possible.

Teaching him quick and easy meals to make when his parents aren’t making dinner, logan helping him with homework, etc etc

Fast forward even more and they are 16 or 17 when remy gets woken up by a noise outside. He checks to see if it’s just virgil again but its some kid with spray paint and a beanie.

Immediately he wakes up his dads and get them to see what’s going on

By some miracle they get the kid inside the house to talk to him cause patton really doesnt wanna call the cops if he doesn’t have to.

The kids name is dimitri

Logan tells him that they’re going to have to call his parents and the poor kid has mental break down at their kitchen table begging them not to, saying his parents will beat the shit out of him and he’ll never do it again he swears.

Patton immediately tells roman and remy to head back to their rooms and asks to speak with logan privately.

After a small discussion with a little bit of back and forth they decide that okay they’re not gonna call anyone but he has to come back and help clean the car tomorrow

And of course he comes back, and then maybe every once and awhile he pops over for dinner because patton will never turn away a child ever.

Patton literally always makes so much food for dinner incase roman or remy have friends over, virgil and emile come over, dimitri comes over. Even if they don’t show up at dinner time it’s always good to heat up leftovers especially considering they dont get alot of home cooked meals

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*squeals*

it’s gatorade 🌟

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cOuLd bE gAyEr

behold: Thomas “yes I am gay” Sanders, protector of the gays

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My thoughts on that end card

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[Drawing of a red salamander saying “It’s okay if it’s hard for you to ask for help, but don’t give up. You deserve the help you need.” in a blue speech bubble on a light blue background.]

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So my mom and I were texting and I told her the headcanon fact that Minerva McGonagall lives in the quiet Scottish countryside with a lovely little wife and my mom added onto this so I’ll just write out what she said

Minevra’s wife is a short round woman who loves to bake and needlepoint.

She wears festive aprons and always has a streak of flour on her cheek

But she also has a firm streak with Minerva (Minmin to her) when she’s working too hard and not taking care of herself

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Anxiety - Puppet Aesthetic ¼

Sorry I didn’t site any sources for the photos. Frankly I’m super depressed and tired tonight and I just don’t have the energy. If you know the source or if you are the source please let us know in the notes. Thank you!