amphobee - Tumblr blog

[amphobee]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[amphobee]

CHAPPELL ROAN at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards — September 11, 2024

[amphobee]

hi if ur unaware georgia 🇬🇪 (where i live) has officially banned gay marriage, gay ‘propaganda’, gender reassignment surgery and anything ’promoting’ it. a trans model, kesaria abramidze, has been murdered as a direct consequence of this legislation. if you have a queer georgian in your life pls let them know they are loved and let this solidify why we Need pride and hope cause jesus fuck man

[amphobee]

scoobies and dawn: idk buff its kind of shitty of you to work so much that you can’t hang out with us :/ that’s like.. really annoying :/ we miss you

spike: if i was crawling on my hands and knees through a burning desert and an angel offered me unlimited pints of virgin blood i would still rather lick the hamburger scented sweat from the back of your neck and if you asked, i’d let the sun turn me to dust

buffy: i think i’m no longer human, that’s the only way my feelings for spike make sense

[amphobee]

CHAPPELL ROAN performing at the VMAs — September 11, 2024 (via Billboard)

[amphobee]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[amphobee]

Spike 🤝 Astarion

[amphobee]

i will... draw for fun... the things that..... bring me joy ...

[amphobee]

to pretend that horrible people cannot make good art is another way to conflate beauty and talent with integrity and morality. the works of monsters are best examined with knowledge of the author in mind but art is not inherently reflective. human beings are creative, and habitual liars- it'd be stupid to pretend art must always be a portrait of its creator

[amphobee]

Posts that would be found on the Sunnydale High meme account, in roughly chronological order:

[amphobee]

Knowing he was going on a lil date with Buffy this man said OK eyeliner on, eyeshadow is popping and I'll tint my eyebrows too. He wants to be so pretty for his crush awwwww 🥹😍

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.07 “Fool for love”

[amphobee]

[amphobee]

by mattxiv on instagram

[amphobee]

sorry sorry sorry but spike's behavior in season 5 so far is sooooo funny. falls in love with his mortal enemy. makes her buy him chicken wings. sneaks into her bedroom to sniff her sweater and steal her underwear. gets caught by her boyfriend and displays zero sense of shame, instead taunting him by saying he won't keep her affections for long. steals a mannequin with a blonde wig to practice talking to her but gets so agitated during the one-sided conversation that he beats up the mannequin. breaks into the magic shop with her kid sister. i'm endlessly entertained i can't wait to see what kind of loser shenanigans he gets up to next.

[amphobee]

I have a disease called I want to text you so much but I have no idea what I would even write

[amphobee]

[amphobee]

spike: I’M IN CHARGE AROUND HERE. WHAT I SAY GOES. YOU BETTER PRAY YOU DON’T UPSET ME BECAUSE THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY IF YOU DO.

drusilla: :(

spike: oh my god baby i’m so sorry was i being too loud? i was being too loud. i am the worst person in the entire world. do you need a glass of blood? do you want me to go get you someone to eat? i should set myself on fire for upsetting you i am so sorry