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I had a dream where they were serving buckets full of (cooked) white rice at the mcr concert

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If I ever lactate (GOD FORBID, unless I had recently given birth to a woman) I'm going to make it into fertility cheese to counteract the fucking ABORTION CHEESE which will ENCOURAGE the birth of women rather than the destruction of them

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girls love having their little digital archives

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i'm in your walls, meth pipe

loving my new awesome nickname.

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“what’s posted on the internet stays there forever” is true for everything except that one piece of fanart you saw when you were 10 that changed the trajectory of your life forever. you will never find that again it is gone forever

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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Admittedly, a very funny part of Mad Men is that all the gay characters have absolutely horrible taste in their office crushes. Sal you’re gonna pine over a lighter from Just Ken? Bob Benson is gonna risk his career and possibly life by hitting on PETE CAMPBELL?!? Truly the work of a straight male showrunner. Except for Ginsberg who was like “Peggy I’m gonna level with you I’m having a mental breakdown and also I think I want to fuck early-70s peak sexy Stan may I PLEASE have a panic attack on your couch”. That one has taste and also really speaks to the community experience

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I see a pattern

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I love this outfit so much

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Shared house AU ft pyro🔥 and cryo❄️ boys

Edit: Adding my brainrot here (Chongyun forgot about asking for no chili+pepper for himself)

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Hoyofair Lyney!

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Happy Halloween from the Sygna Siblings! 🍬

My HC is that these are their Halloween costumes they wear on the Battle Subway to match their precious partners Chandelure & Eelektross! They’d battle with an added flair, handing out candy to their passengers.

As for me, I’ve got my homemade Rain Witch hat I wear every year, promising fair weather to those who act a treat & mischievous rainstorms to tricksters & overall jerks, huehuehue ⛈️⛈️⛈️

PS: GOT HIM!!

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this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.

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You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

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