amoeba05

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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

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Twst Incorrect 39

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As promised, it is (nearly) midnight, and this is my father in my Sniper cosplay.

Is it bad that my dad perfectly fits it, sobs.

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back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup

THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL

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They say if you speak Jacksepticeye's name three times in a mirror while holding a cup of totm coffee, he'll appear and call you a bitch

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so i hear this is the fresh new meme

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I died and became a ghost. The first thing I did was panic because I couldn’t open my computer (my hands went right through it) and I never got to finish reading all the fanfics I had opened before.

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He is such a cringey, pathetic, weird little idiot. The people who don't see through him are some of the stupidest dipshits in the history of the world.

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I PHYSICALLY CANNOT BREATHE

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So on the 27th DeepSeek R1 dropped (a chinese version of ChatGPT that is open source, free and beats GPT's 200 dollar subscription, using less resources and less money) and the tech market just had a loss of $1,2 Trillion.

Source

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NOT TUMBLR WELCOMING HIM BACK 😂

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hehehe thank youuu, you too!

Incredible, but true: @amoeba05 deserves to have a good day today.