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📲 TEXT — AMILIE

Alwyn: Great! I'll look forward to it! Does Ethan like peanut butter brownies? I could ask my roommate to make him some.

Alwyn: Well, if they're raising a homophobe, then they sound like a real hoot(!) I honestly would have LOVED to have met them.

Amelie: We are allergic to peanut butter. Peanuts themselves are fine.

Amelie: They’re in the PTA with me. They’re the reason I joined.

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Everyone made it out to be so simple. Rory knew she just had to be straight with her roommate; but her fear of confrontation made it feel like that wasn’t an option. Even though she knew it was. “I suppose leaving a note’s not the ideal option…” She bowed her head, burying her head in her hands for a moment before returning her attention to Amelie. “Shit. Why am I such a bloody coward? I should just rip it off like a plaster and be done with it, yeah?”

“I don’t know how your roommate is, but there are girls that will get mad if you tell them through notes or texts and prefer to be told face to face.” She tucked her hair behind her ear. “I don’t think you’re a coward. I used to hate confrontation so much that I would take on more work rather than voice my ideas or opinions. I think you’re normal, not a coward. Who knows maybe if you tell her face to face she’ll be nice about it.” She shrugged and checked her phone when a notification went off. “My client canceled, but if you like I could go with you. We can show her whose boss.”

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📲 TEXT — AMILIE

Alwyn: When are you free? Feels like it's been ages since I last saw you!

Alwyn: Yikes. Well, isn't he a friendly fella?(!) Glad the other kids aren't taking his bullshit.

Amelie: I think Ethan and I are both free this weekend. It does feel like ages.

Amelie: You should meet his parents. Meeting them was a riot, they treated me like a child, I never laughed so much in my life.

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📲 TEXT — AMILIE

Alwyn: That’s so crazy. They grow up so fast. I’d love to see you both. We should hang out.

Alwyn: That’s so cool and such a good message to get across. Lol, what did the other kid have?

Amelie: They really make you feel old too. We should hang out.

Amelie: He didn’t get one, he tried singling out the girl that has two mums so the kids want to reverse it on him and other homophobic kids in their school. They want to stand up for themselves and others. I even gave some of the parents the matching fake tattoos.

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📲 TEXT — AMILIE

Alwyn: Wait, how old is Ethan now?

Alwyn: Okay, you may just be the coolest mom ever!

Amelie: He’s 12.

Amelie: Haha, thanks. His classmates came over asking me to give them the same fake tattoos, of course I called their parents first. His whole class besides the one kid have all matching NoH8 tattoos.

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    “Melanie Martinez is also an abuser, so a very wise person to take a quote from,” the blonde sarcastically responds back before another laugh falls from her lips. “Nice try, though. Crazy is never a good look on anybody.”

“And  that is your opinion. Melanie Martinez may be an abuser, but it’s a fact that all the best people are crazy. Through history people followed the crazy. The 36th president, Lyndon Johnson liked to show off his wiener despite that he became president and still showed his wiener off. Ulysses S Grant never let anyone see him naked. Nikola Tessla was obsessive compulsive, before entering a building he walked around it 3 times, he ate each meal with 18 napkins in 6 sets of 3 and he only stayed in hotel rooms divisible by 3. Don’t get me started on the founder of the Lutheran church. It’s a crazy world sweetie, it’s always been like that, you’re just living in it. Besides I don’t give a fuck about what you or anyone else thinks of me, don’t like who I am, how I raise my kid or whatever, it’s your problem not mine. My life not yours, thank god for that.” She laughed and Ethan looked at the woman. 

“I have the best mum in the world, too bad you’re too blind to see how strong she is. I think that anyone who gives birth at 12 and throws their life away to raise their baby as a single mum deserves an award. I abhor people like you. Mum, let’s go and I’ll make the best sammie and crisps you’ve ever eaten.” Ethan said leading Amelie off. 

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“I feel that.” Adelaide gave a small shrug. “I remember everyone’s faces but always forget their names. Doesn’t matter if it was years ago in school or yesterday. Shit, I can’t even remember my high school best friends name now.” This was true. Adelaide had never been very good with names. “That’s fucked. Maybe he has some weird twin fantasy going on with you two and just likes to pretend that he thinks your the other.” Addie looked down at her outfit. “Shit.” She tugged at her top that stuck too close to her stomach for her liking. “I don’t usually jog. I hate running or jogging or any type of movement to be honest.”

“I’m like that too. I could tattoo a person for hours and talk to them, but the next day I won’t remember their name. I didn’t really have friends in High School, no one wanted to hang out with a teen mom so I never really had to remember names.” She explained. “If he had that fantasy, it’s long gone now.” She trailed off remembering. “But you maybe right about him pretending I’m Ems. Either way, I have a kid and when I was pregnant he mentioned how distasteful it was when I told him I was keeping my son. They actually hate each other now, the guy and my son.” She nodded at the memory. “I don’t really like any type of physical exercise besides walking and the occasional relaxing bike ride where I don’t break a sweat.... If a may ask, why did you jog if you hate it?” 

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”What did you go to university for if you don’t mind me asking?” He asked as he looked at her.  “ I don’t blame him it can be frustrating, if you are going to move somewhere you should learn the langue” He replied before taking a look at her Tattoos. “Well, still they look amazing.” He replied before pulling his hand out “ My name is Mason by the way”

“Art.” She answered honestly. “I agree. I had someone in my class that didn’t know English so she had an app on her laptop that translated everything the professor said into Spanish on her screen. No one wanted to partner with her because of the language barrier.” She said as she watched him go through her tattoos. She could remember each tattoo as well as the look each person had when they first seen it. “Thank you, I had someone tech me how to make the tattoos sparkle like that.” She smiled knowing only the two of them did tattoos like that. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.” 

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“You could tell her that she has a month to pack her shit and leave since confrontation is unavoidable, but you could bring Ethan with you if you need to.” Amelie suggested knowing she would help as much as she could.

“How does one politely tell their flatmate she’s a right twat who better find a new place to live before the month’s up?” Rory really wasn’t one for confrontation or for putting others in bad positions. But she knew both those things would be unavoidable due to her severe need to kick her roommate out. The other girl had just gotten on the brunette’s nerves one too many times to count; and this was kinda the last straw. She was losing her patience; and she knew there was only one option left. She was just dreading it. Passive aggressively telling someone to ‘fuck off’ was more her thing. Confrontation scared her almost as much as dogs.

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it suddenly DAWNS upon him after she so kindly puts it into perspective, unable to help as his eyes widen a bit in horror, “no way! he was so…hot though? that doesn’t sound right.” brows knit into a furrow as he gave a dismissive shake of his head, “but thanks for translating for me.”

“It’s right. If I didn’t swear off dating and you weren’t gay, I’d probably hit on you too. If he’s as hot as you say, go chase him, he obviously likes you.” She smiled wanting to help him. 

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📲 TEXT — AMILIE

Alwyn: That’s so cute! They’ll be the coolest kids on the playground.

Alwyn: What tattoo did you give him?

Amelie: Ethan doesn’t really go to playgrounds anymore...

Amelie: His tattoo read “NO H8” with a rainbow heart next to it. Apparently some girl in his class was being made fun of for having two mum’s. I did get in trouble for his shirt which read “homophobia is just a nice word to cover up racism.” I thought it was funny.

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⌚ Tell us about a funny story from your childhood

My twin and I decided to take a stroll around Essex when we were 13, we had Ethan in a stroller and stopped by a spray tan. The associate thought we were older because of my son and allowed us to book my mum for a spray tan. She recommended her favorite: Oompa Loompa Orange. My mum was orange for about a month. The puns we made never got old. 

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put ⌚ + a question in my inbox and my muse will be forced to answer

for the next hour, if you hit up my inbox with embarrassing, weird, relation-related, or just down-right freaky questions, the muse will be forced to answer. 

‘tis the season

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📲 TEXT — AMILIE

Alwyn: It’s going good, thanks!

Alwyn: How’s things with you?

Amelie: It’s going. I gave Ethan a fake tattoo, parents called asking if I do events....

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Amelie almost choked on her food when the man asked her what a DILF was. “Don’t be offended unless you aren’t a dad. You know what MILF is right?” She asked hoping the guy could put two and two together. 

“okay…stupid question…but can someone please enlighten me and tell me what a DILF is? some guy just called me that and i’m not sure if i should be offended or what…”

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        There’s a very unfriendly snicker that slips from Mimi’s dark shaded lips at the little boys comment, “I think it’s a little too late for that, honey,” her voice now being directed towards the younger boy that was now in view, “People already think your mother is crazy.” 

Amelie turned when the woman called her crazy. “To quote Melanie Martinez: So what if I'm crazy all the best people are.” She smiled simply finding the insult to be more of a compliment. “All the best people are crazy.” 

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📲 TEXT — AMILIE

Alwyn: Guess who it is?

Alwyn: It's your favorite person!

Amelie: ...

Amelie: Alwyn? How goes it, mate?