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”angels cant die to demonic forged weaponry” i bet you wouldn’t survive it if i beheaded you
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this is the gay agenda.
#bi-bl-e#bisexual#gay#transfem#transgender#lgbtq#checkmate heteros#we made christianity gay and trans
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id like to say that said waddling ducks on the duck tape can be used as a zoetrope animation of that one duck gif.
this one
i am so deeply upset right now. what do you mean it’s duct tape? why not duck tape! duck tape forever! duck tape is best tape. NOT MADE FROM DUCKS!! just duck tape. it has a duck pattern on it. that broken thing now has twenty silly ducks waddling along the crack. duck tape!
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i have one mutual but deer can we get the girls (gendy neuch) and do this together
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ra ra rasputin something something sour cream
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im so sorry thank you for answering 😭😭 i just had a “im gonna hold your hand while i tell you this” moment i keep forgetting that A.D. does not if fact stand for ‘After Death’ i was not educated well
tw: religion, unserious religious discussion
gang was jesus born in 0 or did he die in 0 cus like. BC implies that he was born in 0 but AD implies that he died in 0. /genq
idk i never read the bible man i took five years of religion classes and not once did they go over this
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tw: religion, unserious religious discussion
gang was jesus born in 0 or did he die in 0 cus like. BC implies that he was born in 0 but AD implies that he died in 0. /genq
idk i never read the bible man i took five years of religion classes and not once did they go over this
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im the friend in my friend group where literally everyone else could pick me up bridal style and carry me around if they wanted and i dont know how to feel about that
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His daughter was stolen by the Fae. Two decades of fruitless searching later, his time for vengeance has come. He kicks in the door to the Queen’s throne room as she flies to her feet, grabbing the hilt of her sword before recognition flashes across her face. “Dad… what are you doing here?”
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Born to say "I'm actually not human and that's why I feel so detached from humans" forced to say "idk, I guess I just feel different"
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When the truly ancient gods were rediscovered, they didn't seek vengeance on a world that had forgotten them - rather, they were happy that the humans they were so fond of remembered them once again after untold millenia of loneliness.
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sorry thats confusing but my point is that ‘perfect’ will never stay the same and thus everyone and everything is perfect in a different way
Everyone you touch turns into stone for a day. Recently a group of people beg you to touch them so they could be sculpted into the perfect body.
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i refuse. “you are all perfect,” i tell them, "even aphrodite will one day fail to suit beauty standards," i tell them, "some day it will not matter what you looked like, you will all feed nature the same."
Everyone you touch turns into stone for a day. Recently a group of people beg you to touch them so they could be sculpted into the perfect body.
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Went to a ren faire yesterday. Wore my fae themed ear cuffs n some elf ears. Also brought my deer mask.
I saw a group of children wearing masks and doing quads.
It made me very happy to see them.
Even though I'm not therian myself it's just lovely to see them have the courage to be publicly non-human.
The moment I looked away from them they were right next to me and they were talking about how cool my mask is and how deer are hard to make.
I have received the approval of the therian children. My life is complete.
Gosh I love therians.
I love nonhumanity.
Me at the ren faire btw :3
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