amidalas

[amidalas]

Where the fuck did you get the idea that Trump is putting people in crystals??? Did the voices tell you that???

It's been very extensively discussed on X.

That's where the real conversation is happening... and you leftoids are missing it.

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cracked and bleeding hands are not more tolerable than the feeling of lotion

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Imagine this whole post in the TikTok text to speech voice.

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nothing to see here

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My sleeping hound will point you to the left

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im sorry. who?

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no matter the outcome of this election: organize, build local community, build strength in masses. elections aren't the only time politics happen, it also happens on the streets, in the community and by mutually supporting each other.

the way forward is together. we build power from the ground up. in the US and everywhere else in the world.

a better world is possible and we can start building it now, by ourselves. anarchism starts in the now.

hack the planet

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Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

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I know the plastic surgery industry is evil and preys on insecurities but when women get their face done and look crazy I’m always like well it’s avant-garde it’s a reference to surrealist works by visionaries almost lost to time that you just don’t know about. that’s why she’s the artist and you’re the fan. Yes you don’t get it, she looks like a duplicitous and licentious Skyrim NPC that betrays you and leaves you with nothing in your inventory after act 2 of the narrative as a social commentary on the pressure WE put on women to always appear as healthy lovely and generous mothers ripe for bearing children. But an artists soul is often misunderstood by the uncultured. However! Her surgeon must be sacrificed and drained of all his blood on the vernal equinox as painfully as possible for the ritual to be complete. Only then will women become free, for you see she is also a blood mage operating on levels of the mind and spirit you cannot fathom.

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Weirdly enough the one semi comforting thing I've seen today re: the election is the rise of what some are derisively calling BlueAnon, basically a swarm of disaffected dem voters who are currently claiming the election was stolen, and trending several of the big tags on twitter rn

Because you know what? Fuck the experts and moderates, that's the energy we need. We need fuckass crazy people. We could have had this shit in the chokehold if the Dems were able to take the gloves off and the DNC didn't have a swarm of Pod Save Americas and Nate Silvers telling her and Walz to stop calling republicans weird and to pander to "non-MAGA republicans."

All these fucking wonks talking about how the Dems have lost touch with ordinary people meanwhile their "solution" is to run every race with the policy of being basically Republicans but with more respect for official procedure and the constitution.

Meanwhile the real solution is embracing the fact that you appeal to nobody with a position of "fiscally conservative, socially conservative, but not Trump." Nate Silver cried about how the Dems shouldn't call Trump weird bc "Dems need weird voters" bitch then reach the actual fucking weird voters with something other than "how do you do, fellow republicans?"

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Anything going on today lol