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My boyfriend is a preschool teacher and he was asking two boys what their dads jobs were. One of the boys said, “my dad poops on the toilet all day.” and my bf was like. Ok. And then the other boy said “i don’t know what my dads job is but he sleeps naked!” And my boyfriend is like. Ok forget I asked

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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Big day for deranged evangelical freaks

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A new study finds that Apple has some of the highest employee turnover rates of any tech company. Google "apple turnover" for more information.

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every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

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NOSFERATU (2024) — dir. Robert Eggers

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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

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Nikita Anokhin is a Russian artist who makes lamps that look like Khrushchyovka housing blocks.

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pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword

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How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

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If you want to feel a little hope, consider dropping by r/fednews. They're getting angry and sharing the emails and memos they've been getting.