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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again
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Some doodles from mine and my sweetheart's game session from Splintered fate as Sunset duo 🤣 I played as Raph while he was Mikey.
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say what you want about 12!Splinter but imagine being a human mutated into a rat and then your pet turtles, who up until that point are truly just pet turtles you probably got 20 bucks buy one take one at the store, are also mutated with you. And now they have human posture and humanlike mannerism, and they are still technically your responsibility. Theres no manual for whats happening to them or even himself.
I would say it would be easy to ditch the dead weight and find a cure for himself, but we know by this point hes already made these pets his emotional anchor even before they were mutated. Do you think he knew they would grow up like humans did? Do you think he panicked when they got sick because there was no doctor to go to or medicine he could be 100% sure of? Do you think he worried they could get poisoned from certain foods like dogs with chocolate?
There were so many unknowns in raising them, what their future would look like, how long they would even live (do you think Splinter wondered about their lifespan?). And yet, Splinter still chooses to love them with all his heart and raise them like sons, like they would live and grow like normal humans do. Truly a guy that chose love and ran with it.
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I'm gonna reblog with some videos of people speaking various American Indian/indigenous American languages, because I think most people don't even know what they sound like. Not to be judgement of that—just, you know, I think people who want to be informed should know what they sound like!
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Michelangelo (TMNT 2003) Stimboard
x / x / x / x / 🧡 / x / x / x / x
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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?
Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.
When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.
I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.
I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.
Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.
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Sometimes a family is a rat and his four (little) turtles …
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The Fellowship playing never have I ever together and just realising that each of them has no fucking clue what counts as a normal life for the others, like inagine;
Legolas: never have I ever killed a giant spider!
Boromir: a giant what.
Legolas: y'know, the big ones! normally quite snappy, huge webs
Boromir: no the fuck i do not??
Aragorn: Legolas, that's a mirkwood thing.
The same thing happens with each of them, the hobbits finding out that Second Breakfast is in fact just a hobbit thing, Gimli realising that dwarven drinking games aren't as popular as he thinks, and Boromir just being so fucking confused.
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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
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I think one of the worst things for a cat to be is mysteriously wet.
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when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly
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