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Oh, Chappell Roan? Yeah, you'll probably like her music.

I'm about to go to a concert with Steven! I've never heard of the artist before but he said this seems like something I'd enjoy; I could be wrong but I think the name is Chapel Road?

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Oh hey, you're not dead! It's been over a month since you posted.

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...Is this what actually happened?

My friend sends me Steven Universe memes!

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Oh, I just meant about the grass. Seems like something you'd do.

@calamitydarcy :3

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@jasper-stuck-in-a-well This you?

@calamitydarcy :3

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@pearllearningthings They put you in a bowl!

At first I thought that the 'Bird' in your URL referred to Pearl and how half of this fandom thinks she's a bird

LMAO 😭😭

Bird came from the fact it’s the opposite of fish

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PLEASE DON'T DELETE YOURSELF-

AAA-

Why do people in the Steven Universe fandom always have the weirdest fetishes?

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Did not expect to read that, and it raises a lot of questions...

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Should I call Garnet for emotional damage control in case it is?

I'm sending SO many butterflies your way, Pearl.

You have no idea.

Hey is this a threat?

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...Yeah, fair. In my defense, it's more convenient sometimes.

Ahem

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I... think it's a compliment?

Why does everyone call me their "skrungely little scrimblo" and "the blorbo from my shows?"

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At least I'm not throwing a hissy fit about the fact that plants are existing near me.

Theres A colony of green earthlings slowly emerging in the well Pink diamond fuck i cant throw them high enough t to fucjin GET THEN OUT

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Ooh, moss! Maybe you could let it say, it'll make the ground more comfortable if you do.

Theres A colony of green earthlings slowly emerging in the well Pink diamond fuck i cant throw them high enough t to fucjin GET THEN OUT

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We all know.

I’m still here

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No?? It's not??? He's family! Fusion is not inherently romantic! Cease!!

And yeah, I had about the same reaction, Pearl.

I can’t believe Steven universe is a harem

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...Yeah, at this point I'm not surprised she lied about that.

Rose: Sorry I was late I was doing stuff

Amethyst: *pointing at Pearl* are you stuff?

Pearl, blushing: no!

Amethyst: *pointing at Greg* are you stuff? 

Greg: Nope

Rose: I was on an important Crystal Gem mission. I do other things than play, Amethyst. Life Is not all fun and games.

Rose was actually playing fetch with Lion

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No clue, but I asked Jasper about what it would take for that to happen.

So hypothetically, let's say I upset a certain quartz on Tumblr. What did I say? Normally I wouldn't care that much but this (strictly hypothetical) person seems very upset and is pretending I don't exist even when I am directly interacting with them. HYPOTHETICALLY, does anyone know what I did wrong?