americanwh0rerstory

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i’ll do my requests soon, been struggling a bit with mental health

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Christmas [kyle spencer]

quick drabble, frat!kyle, established relationship, no warnings ^_^

the frat house was surprisingly full of Christmas cheer, decorations hung around the walls and the smell of cooking filled the air

you was helping kyle cook, which was hard with how he refused to let go of your hand. both of you cooked one handed, laughing at every little mishap you both made

“ky you’re gonna spill it again” you giggle, trying to stop him knocking something over again

“it’s fine, it’s just the gravy” he shrugs it off, affectionately squeezing your hand as he spoke. “look up”

you obliged, gazing up at the oven exhaust fan [icl i have no clue what it’s called] to see some mistletoe, the white berries gleaming under the kitchen light

before you could react, kyle had leaned over and given you a quick peck, blush dusted his cheeks as he did so

“merry christmas, love”

“merry christmas ky”

TAGLIST: @kitsalien @stardrizzles-blog @urmomsg1rlfreind @alittleobsessedbitch @marchsfreakshow @jamesthetrans

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wrote this on my dead dove alt, anyone interested?

see below as it’s nsfw

find here

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it’s my birthday tomorrow…

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DO YOU HAVE A GUILTY PLEASURE?

ARE YOU A KINKY FREAK IN DISGUSE

DO YOU HAVE EXTREMELY FUCKED UP FETISHES/KINKS YOUD LOVE TO SEE WRITTEN WITH YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTERS?

DO YOU WANT YOUR FUCKED UP HCS AND IDEAS WRITTEN?

see below

@marvel-slutt is my ultra new super cool writing blog for dead dove content. i write for:

- american horror story

- x-men

- marvel in general

but i’ll write any character you so wish! requests are open, remember this is for fucked up shit and is a judgement free zone :)

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bucky barnes obsession is resurfacing… do i write HTP bucky….

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SNOW [kai anderson]

kai anderson x wife!reader

SUMMARY: what happens when kai’s wife loves snow and he doesn’t? [THIS IS SORT OF A CRACKFIC]

WARNINGS: NO WARNINGS

he HATED the snow. the cold, the way the flakes cling to his hair, it was horrendous in his opinion. you, however, loved it. and with you being the only person kai would ever slightly relax around, he had to keep you somewhat happy. at least that’s what he told himself, subconsciously he loved you but he’d never dare admit it unless trying to get something out of it

he had to go out in the snow for one of his many political rallies, but not without finding some sort of way to ‘torment’ you. with a lump of snow hidden in his gloved fist, he returned to the house and began looking for wherever you would be.

he soon found you, silently stalking behind you until he dumped the handful of snow down the back of your shirt. the sudden burst of chill caused you to jolt. your back tried to arch away, and you involuntarily yelped at the sudden cold sensation

“kai what the fuck?” you blurted out without thinking, soon silencing yourself when you realised that you had potentially pissed him off

kai, however, didn’t seem too mad and just looked at you with a shit eating grin. “thought you liked snow?”

“i do but it when you’re dumping it down my back” you huff as you begin trying to remove all of the snow from you, to no avail

“whatever, just start cooking already. i’m hungry” he rolls his eyes before going upstairs to the shared room to change out of his suit

this was going to be a long winter

TAGS: @urmomsg1rlfreind @alittleobsessedbitch @marchsfreakshow

wow kai isn’t that popular. should’ve chosen a different character

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for all my ahs followers who don’t like x-men, im trying to write ahs. it’s very hard when the interest dies out. i am, however, trying to finish kinktober (michael langdon is very hard to write imo) and make a few ahs christmas posts ^_^

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3rd December [cyclops]

scott summers x f!reader [established relationship]

SUMMARY: “i still remember, 3rd of december, me in your sweater…” (heather - conan gray)

WARNINGS: none

A/N: i’ve never written scott before, so i hope i did good ^_^

scott stood on the front lawn of the x-mansion, his hands stuffed into his pockets as he watched your child-like enthusiasm towards the snow. he couldn’t blame you though, the snow brought out a more softer side of him as if those small flakes dancing through the sky were potent magic compelling him to be softer

he watched as the wind messed your hair, how the snow would settle between your locks. he watched the grin on your face get wider as the snow settled around you. however his attentiveness instantly drew his attention to the tiniest shiver you displayed. he didn’t care if it was small, just a small muscle twitch. he hated the thought of you being cold

“sweetie” scott called out as he approached, removing his jacket as he walked. he stopped behind you and carefully put his jacket over your shoulders. the brown leather draping around your cold body. the jacket was still warm from him wearing it, the faint smell of his cologne lingered on the collar

he almost melted when he saw the look on your face upon him giving you his sweater, and a small smile broke out on his face “looks better on you than it did me”

smiling softly, with a faint hint of blush on your cheeks, you wrapped your arms around his neck and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek as a show of gratitude. he instantly wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you flush against him

“love you scott” you mumble in a gentle tone, staying in his hug

“love you more, sweetheart” he half-whispered, planting a gentle kiss to your forehead whilst the snow continued to dance down upon you both

TAGS: @j1mmys-darl1ng @urmomsg1rlfreind @alittleobsessedbitch @worshipping-cheesus-christ

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Hello! I’m thinking about creating some X-Men '97 reboot requests, so I’d love to know what kinds of headcanons you’d like me to write.

i’m acc not sure! i’m impartial to any hcs and usually think of them on the spot when i get a req for a post. sorry i couldn’t be much help. i do love Romy hcs though so maybe a few of those :)

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Can I request some platonic remy? My birthday is coming up, so I was wondering if you could do some headcannons of remy with his adoptive kid on the kids birthday- if possible!

-🦝

BIRTHDAY [remy lebeau]

adoptive dad!remy lebeau x adoptive gn!reader

SUMMARY: Headcanons of dad!remy on your birthday

WARNINGS: none 😋

A/N: okay this request is cute. i never often get platonic ones but i’ll do my best. and happy early birthday ^^

you get EVERYTHING you asked for, albeit he might’ve used his thieving skills to obtain it

whatever food you want, he’s cooked it. he makes sure breakfast is ready for when you wake up, even if he has to get up early to do so

no matter how detailed the cake you want, he perfects it. it is the best cake you’d ever see

tastes as good as it looks too

he spends the day making sure you know you’re loved. he wouldn’t want you to feel bad on your birthday so he makes sure the day goes as perfect as it can for you

he makes a small tradition of doing your favourite activity every year. whether it’s arcades, movies, whatever. he’ll do it with you if it makes you happy

he’s new to all this parenting stuff, but he tries. he tries to give you what he never got to enjoy growing up in the thieves guild

TAGS: @authorsofghosts @stardrizzles-blog @worshipping-cheesus-christ @j1mmys-darl1ng @jamesthetrans

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X-MEN MASTERLIST

CHERIK

time of your life

the morning after

DEADCLAWS

can’t sleep?

SCOTT SUMMERS

3rd of december

JEAN GRAY

ROGUE

REMY LEBEAU

falling for you (c.ai)

his kid’s birthday (dad!gambit au)

JAMES LOGAN HOWLETT

KURT WAGNER

PETER MAXIMOFF

Party at the x-mansion

party at the x-mansion p2 (NSFW)

getting high together

back ache (NSFW)

MULTIPLE CHAR

christmas

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THE X-MEN: christmas

rogue, remy, charles, erik, and logan x gn!reader

SUMMARY: headcanons on how the x-men would be at christmas with you as their S/O

WARNINGS: a minor suggestive joke (gambit), the briefest mention of cherik

A/N: AAAAH I LOVE CHRISTMAS. The divider was made by me so pls credit if you’d like to use it yourself

ROGUE

absolutely spoils you with gifts. if she can’t touch you, she’s gonna splurge on gifts

would cook for you, except remy refuses to let anyone else cook in ‘his kitchen’ on christmas day

she does, however, make you some hot chocolate and watch a movie with you

puts a blanket over you whilst you watch the movie, she’ll cuddle you and use the blanket to stop the skin contact

REMY LEBEAU

food. a lot of it

breakfast in bed, perfect christmas dinner

he’d let you sit on the countertop whilst he cooks

you get to taste test everything. if it’s the slightest bit imperfect he’ll fix it for you

throws slightly charged cards at anyone who tries to enter his kitchen other than you and rogue

“ALLER ALLER. GAMBIT CANT COOK WHEN HIS KITCHENS CROWDED”

after christmas dinner he gives you his other ‘gift’

translation: aller = go

CHARLES XAVIER

has been intentionally listening to your thoughts for gift ideas

makes sure you get that gift

of course it’s not as good as what erik gets.

you’re 2nd to erik. always.

he does love you though

makes sure you’re well fed, ensures you have everything that you need to enjoy the day

he’d make a snow angel with you if he could walk

ERIK LEHNSHERR

gives you something small but sweet

keeps an arm around your waist whilst listening to charles yap

keeps his flirting with charles to a minimum for you

he does spend the day with you more than charles though

if it snowed then he’d definitely throw a snowball at you just to make you smile

LOGAN HOWLETT

remembers things you’ve mentioned months ago

has spent his whole year making sure he gets said things

wakes you up with a cigar (if you smoke) and some coffee (if you drink coffee)

if not then it’s just whatever drink you’d prefer

he hates christmas and all of the cheer but he tries to enjoy it for you

will drink the whole time though. there’s not a second where he doesn’t have a beer in his hand

of course that other hand is draped around your waist or - very rarely - entwined with your own

A/N: cherik. cherik is there even at christmas…

TAGS: @j1mmys-darl1ng @authorsofghosts @stardrizzles-blog @urmomsg1rlfreind @worshipping-cheesus-christ @marchsfreakshow @vrtualvr @jamesthetrans [i tagged everyone who selected 1 or more of these characters in my taglist]

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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WAKE UP SIGMA’S, NEW MATCHING PFP DROPPED

@j1mmys-darl1ng

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lord help us, my homestuck era is resurfacing. i don’t wanna write gamtav bucket smut don’t drag me back to the fandom

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AHS MASTERLIST

tate langdon

kit walker

Kyle spencer

jimmy darling

James Patrick march

Kai anderson

michael langdon

MISCELLANEOUS

the countess’ meal (fic)