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rent help needed 😭
my other post got rly big and started stagnating after i paid 2 bills thank u guys for those bills tho but anyway im mixed queer in a lot of pain physically and mentally and i do have a job but im trying to figure out medical leave and disability
i am currently 15 days late on rent and ik next month is gonna be hammering at the door soon but imma worry about this month rent is 300 and i have another phone bill payment due v soon of 94.01
if u can plz boost this dont tag it and throw in a couple dollars im rly trying to keep it together but like man idk what to do i get a job and my insides rebel i have no family to ask help from all of my friends are in similar hard situations or already doing what they. can i just need a lil more help idk
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NCT Social Media AU Fic Rec Masterlist
I really love SMAU’s so I’ve created a masterlist of all the fics I’ve found. This was mostly so I could keep track of what I’ve read, what chapter I was on for ongoing fics, and ones I haven’t read yet but I felt like it might be helpful so here you go. (Here are the BTS and Stray Kids masterlist as well)
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of these fics, I just enjoyed them. Please go and support the authors!
Key:
Completed [ ✔ ] In progress [ 🌸 ] Discontinued [❌] Skyler’s Fav’s [ ❤️] (TWT)-Twitter (lol sorry for the titles some of them don’t have any so I did my best)
Sorted by ships then member
Updated: 11/10/19 All links should be working!
Apparently I hit the link limit (whoops). Links still seem to work on mobile BUT here is a google doc of the post which is also linked on my page!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cZBtCDJWjNGNM-hiNkSmc0a71a_0ofLv1mQPZiEJMQE/edit?usp=sharing
~Ships~
Jaeyong (Jaehyun/Taeyong)
(TWT) Travesty by _jayaus [✔]
(TWT) Soccer Enemies by PEACHY0RANGE [✔]
(TWT) Nerdy!Taeyong/Popular!Jaehyun by allthejaeyong [✔]
(TWT) Secret Crush/No Soc.Med AU by puku2pang_ [✔]
(TWT) Confessions Account/Exes AU by allthejaeyong [✔]
Yuwin (Yuta/WinWin)
(TWT) FBI Agent by yongvcr [✔]
(TWT) Evicted by nyankamoto [✔]
(TWT) Fake Dating by nyankamoto [✔]
Doyu (Doyoung/Yuta)
(TWT) Life Saving/Mafia AU by hyuckieee [✔]
DoWoo (Doyoung/Jungwoo)
Silver by softforjungwoo [✔]
LuWoo (Lucas/Jungwoo)
List of TWT aus
(TWT) Florist AU by j_unguwu [✔]
(TWT) Social Media AU by yibugs [✔]
Different by softforjungwoo [✔]
(TWT) College AU by flirtaeyong [✔]
(TWT) Soulmate AU by vaxhildan [✔]
(TWT) Soulmate AU by oujiten [✔]
(TWT) Shy boy!Jungwoo/Closeted! Lucas AU by mfalvevo [✔]
(TWT) Vlogger!Lucas/ Cafe owner!Jungwoo by husynnhoj [✔]
(TWT) College/Exes? AU by vaxhildan [✔]
(TWT) Soulmate Bruise AU by hugnct [✔]
(TWT) BFF Pining/Contrasting Advice AU by flirtaeyong [✔]
HyuckHei (Haechan/Lucas)
(TWT) Buzzfeed Unsolved by nyankamoto [✔] [ ❤️]
MarkHyuck (Mark/Donghyuck)
Let’s Not Fall In Love by softforjungwoo [✔]
Just Friends by softforjungwoo [✔]
(TWT) Sick Hyuck AU by hyuckios [✔]
(TWT) Watchdog by hyuckios [✔]
(TWT) Watchdog sequel by hyuckios [✔]
(TWT) Christmas Elf! Hyuck by hyuckios [✔]
(TWT) Fake Dating AU by neoctyaus [✔]
(TWT) Fake Dating AU by tokki_co [✔]
(TWT) Straight Boy Mark by tokki_co [✔]
(TWT) Idol AU (sequel of Nomin AU) by tokki_co [✔]
(TWT) Eiffel Tower Kiss by yongvcr [✔]
(TWT) Song Lyric Confession AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Hogwarts AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Bubble Tea AU by jokheiz [✔]
(TWT) Impromptu Roommates AU by hyuckble [✔]
(TWT) Famous Rapper/Deaf Hyuck by seokmykiss [✔]
(TWT) Famous Rapper/ Deaf Hyuck Sequel by seokmykiss [✔]
(TWT) Spies AU by hyuckieee [🌸]
(TWT) Spiderman AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Stan twt AU by satanseo [✔]
Nohyuck (Jeno/Hyuck)
(TWT) Magic Boy Next Door AU by hyuckble [✔]
(TWT) Exes/Anonymous Radio Host by seokmykiss [✔]
(TWT) Blocked Number AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Alien AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Vampire AU by hyuckieee [✔]
(TWT) Timestopping AU by hyuckios [✔]
Nahyuck (Jaemin/Hyuck)
(TWT) Badboy!jaemin and Coldguy!donghyuck by hyuckieee [✔]
Norenmin (Jeno/Renjun/Jaemin)
(TWT) Childhood BFF/Internet BFF by hqnctbot [✔]
(TWT) Dynamic Duo/Transfer Student by hyuckble [✔]
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#social media au
young elites masterlist
when y/n lee breaks up with her longtime boyfriend lee taeyong, she resumes her life as a young elite at Seoul International School. life at the school means attending parties worth more than people’s wages and getting caught up in drama from the world’s most elite private schools. to make things more complicated, she finds herself caught up in love affairs and messy love triangles.
yuta nakamoto is y/n lee’s childhood best friend. yuta’s fuckboi behaviour and lustful escapades with y/n, makes him question whether the pounding of his heart around her is just a part of their dynamic or something more.
jung jaehyun’s life long ambition is to become the youngest president of South Korea. he finds himself straying further away from his dream when he decides to persue his long time crush, y/n lee.
trigger warnings:
mentions of cheating, mentions of sex, drug use
preview one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten
eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen
sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty
twenty one twenty two twenty three
twenty four twenty five
twenty six twenty seven twenty eight
[end] [alt. ending]
epilogue:
one two three
sequel series:
young elites/lacuna timeline
lacuna masterlist
written ver. masterlist
kinship [mark]
whiplash [yuta]
easier [doyoung]
teenager ii [taeyong]
yuta smut drabble
taeyong yuta mark jaehyun jennie
🖤 lock screens
🥂 subjects
🖤 playlist
🥂 album
🖤 deleted
Special thanks to @uyujae !!
Also lowkey inspired by @kaepop-trash ‘s Ambition series. (A highly recommended read!)
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Low cal recipe!!
The other day I found a recipe for veggie patty’s and I tried it. Let me tell ya, it was fucking bomb.
I spent a while looking for it but never managed to. So if you posted the original one or know who did please tell me cause I just wanted to reblog it to share it but since I didn’t find it I’ll just do this.
Disclaimer: this recipe isn’t mine and I don’t intend it to look like it is.
Mine where 84 cal for three and they were about the size of a normal patty. I ate them with sour cream, it adds 50 cal for about a tbsp.
I did have screenshots bc I sent them to my mom so I could cook them but i didn’t get the user in it bc I didn’t want my mom knowing where I got it from.
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Cloud Puffs Recipe! (only 51 calories for eight)
Hey guys!
So this isn’t my picture but this is how these turn out - and they’re really yummy and take like 10 min to make, plus super low-calorie :D
Ingredients:
3 egg whites
¼ tsp Salt
2 tsp Baking powder
Directions:
Beat the egg white with the salt and baking powder until it makes stiff peaks and you can turn the bowl upside down without it falling.
Line a baking tray with parchment paper and spoon the egg whites in little blobs around it.
Bake at 350 until the tops are golden.
eat!
mimi ~
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80 Calorie Pancake Recipe~✨💛
Y’all ain’t even READY FOR THIS….
Here’s the ingredients:
¼ tsp baking powder - 0cal
¼ tsp salt - 0cal
2 tbsp flour - 50cal (the one I use is all purpose and 25cal per tbsp)
3 tbsp egg whites - 25cal (I use egg beaters but you can choose to use whatever you want)
A couple packets of a 0cal sweetener - 0cal
1 tbsp Mrs. Butterworths sugar free syrup - 5cal
^^(THIS SYRUP IS A BLESSING, it’s 20cal for ¼ cup but I only used a tbsp so the calories are SUPER LOW💕)
Directions:
Heat up a pan of your choosing, doesn’t really matter the size.
Measure out your ingredients and put them into a bowl.
Mix your ingredients, I prefer to use a rubber spatula over a whisk because I can scrape off the ingredients that like to stick to the bowl.
Use water, 0cal cooking spray, or whatever you like to make sure your pancakes don’t get stuck to the pan.
Put some batter in the pan and YOU’RE COOKING, BABY
With this recipe, I made 3 pancakes of a satisfying size so don’t fear 🙌
Once you’ve finished cooking all your pancakes, add your syrup and BOOM!!! BREAKFAST~~
Finished product:
THIS ENTIRE PLATE IS 80 CALORIES. IM SERIOUS. WHOLE BREAKFAST. 80 CALORIES. YOU CAN EVEN ADD SOME FRUIT TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING.
I love this recipe so much because even on bad days I can cook up an easy satisfying breakfast without making myself want to cry because of the calories. Hopefully you guys like it too, stay safe and happy cooking!! ✨💕
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~ LOW CAL | Oatmeal-Banana Cookies Recipe ~
Time needed: 20-25 minutes
Calories: 21 calories per cookie / 4 cookies
What you need:
50g oats
½ medium banana
Cinnamon
Sweetener
How to:
1. Mash the banana with a fork and mix it with the oats, cinnamon and as much sweetener as you feel best.
2. Form four cookies on a baking tray and bake in the oven at 180°C | 356°F for 15-20 minutes.
You can also use applesauce instead of bananas, then each cookie has 17 calories!! You can also add nuts if you’d like!
Bon Appétit! ♥
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♡ 104 CAL EGG, BEAN AND SALSA MIX ♡
Ingredients:
2 egg whites (34 calories)
¼ cup black beans (60 calories)
2 tbsp salsa (10 calories)
Directions:
Spray a small pan with your choice of non-stick.
Cook egg whites on medium heat. Scrambled preferrably.
Microwave/heat beans and salsa in a bowl.
Place cooked egg whites in bowl and mix around with a fork.
This is was made with thoughts of those who malnurish their bodies (like I do) due to anorexia. Making sure y'all get your protein in there while also not panicking about the calories. Be safe!
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ED recipe!
Zucchini-Potato-Pancakes
27cals for one pancake, recipe makes 4
100g zucchini
100g potatoes
5g spring onion
5g flour
5tsp water
Salt & pepper
Use a non-stick frying pan so you don’t have to use oil!
Grate zucchini and potato. Cut spring onion into thin rings
Add flour and water, mix until it forms a kind of batter
Add salt and pepper, mix again
Make 4 even pancakes and fry them in a non-stick frying pan on each side on low to medium heat until they look kinda done (I didn’t stop the time I‘m sorry ‘:) )
Enjoy warm!
They made me very full and left me satisfied!
By @labelthin
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🥞vegan pancakes!🥞
these pancakes were inspired from ashley halloween’s tortilla video, but I swapped the salt for sweeter. these guys are super tasty, and super easy, so give ‘em a try!
-ingredients-
2 tbsp white flour (57 cal)
½ tsp baking powder (0 cal)
cinnamon to taste (0 cal)
2 tbsp water (0 cal)
2 packets sweetener (0 cal)
-directions-
mix all of the ingredients in a bowl until they are combined into a batter. then, spray a pan with zero-calorie nonstick spray, and spread half the batter into a circle shape on the pan. put the pan on a stove, and cook it like you would a normal pancake. then, using the remaining batter, make yourself a second pancake. serve with sugar free syrup, and enjoy!
-nutrition facts-
serving: 1 calories: 57
stay strong, stay safe,
~katie
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Low cal chocolate cupcakes
4 eggwhites: 68
stevia 4tbsp: 0
cocoa powder 2 tbsp: 30
all purpose flour 3 tbsp: 90
yougurt 4tbsp: 40
cinammon powder 2tsp: 3
cardamom 2tsp: 6
baking powder 1tsp: 0
total cals: 237
total cals each: 20
Preheat oven at 200°C/392°F and in the oven for around 10mins
- First whip the eggs into a stiff foam and add in the stevia
- Then add flour and cocoa pouder through a sive so there wont be any clumps and fold them in be careful not to over mix them
- Now the yogurt and mix gently
- Then add the baking powder, cinammon and cardamom
- Then put them in cupcake papers and into the oven
Mine made 11, but i ate some of the mixture so it could make more😄
If you wanna make them even more low cal you can leave out the yogurt/use another low cal butter substitute or nut butter, i think that would make them taste good too💕
I know after the oven they look a bit weird but they’re soo good!
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23 calorie delicious brownies
INGREDIENTS :
¼ Cup whole wheat flour (110)
3-5 packets of stevia, depending on how sweet you like it (0)
5 tablespoons water (0)
2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder (25)
1 teaspoon baking powder(0)
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F
2. Mix all ingredients in a small bowl
3. Pour into a muffin tray (I poured them into litttle silicone baking cups so i didnt have to oil it)
4. Bake for 20 minutes
It makes 6 servings!
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130kcal for an ENTIRE chocolate cake
If you’ve already seen this recipe on MPA, it’s because I posted it there a while back. Anyway, here it is:
Ingredients
20g all-purpose flour (72.8)
10g cocoa powder (22.8)
2 egg whites (34)
40g allulose (14)*
Total Calories: 143.6kcal
*You can, of course, use zero-calorie sweetener if you’d like. The resulting cake will be 129.6kcal.
Instructions
Beat the egg whites to soft peaks and add in the allulose in 2-3 stages, mixing well between each addition. Continue to beat to form stiff peaks.
Fold in the flour and cocoa powder, being careful not to knock out too much air from the meringue.
Put the batter into a cake tin, flatten out the surface (or don’t and get an ugly cake), and bake in a preheated, 170˚C oven for 20 minutes.
Turn off the oven but leave the cake in there for 10 more minutes.
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My 95 Calorie pancakes
I made 8 small pancakes with this recipe!
INGREDIENTS
- ½ a mashed banana
- 2 egg whites
- 1 tablespoon of oat flour- if you don’t have oat flour, a substitue is fine OR you can make it yourself by just putting Quaker quick oats in a food processor!
- ½ tsp of vanilla
- Cinnamon to taste
DIRECTIONS
- Combine your banana and egg whites. I used a blender because it’s hard to mash a banana to the point you can use it in a recipe without one
- Add oat flour, vanilla, and cinnamon.
- Cook in a pan over low heat. I cooked for about a minute and a half each side
- Enjoy!
These pancakes are already sweet, but you can add stevia or other zero cal sweeteners at the 2nd step if you want to make it more like an actual cake
Stay safe and hydrated!
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0.5 Calorie Chocolate Cookies! (70 calories for ALL 14 COOKIES!!!)
Seriously! these cookies I made are 0.5 calories EACH. The recipe/way to make them is very similar to meringues but they don’t look or taste much like them, they’re just like regular cookies in my eyes. keep reading for recipe🍪
INGREDIENTS:
• 3 egg whites (50cal)
• 3-4 tbsp Splenda (0cal) or any 0cal sweetner
• 1 tbsp cocoa powder (20cal)
• baking powder
makes about 14 cookies of this size. (you only see 13 on my pan….that’s because I ate some of the dough😂)
Directions:
Beat together your egg whites and gradually add in Splenda. Beat the egg whites until they reach a peak.
Add in your cocoa powder and beat until it’s mixed in well.
Form cookies on a pan and MAKE SURE YOU SPRAY THE PAN. This is so important or the whole recipe will fail.
Bake at 250 FARENHEIT (sorry my spelling sucks ass). For 15-25 minutes. Just keep an eye on them. Times often vary.
Enjoy!!!
Finished product!! 🍫
Chocolate Cookies!!!!😋
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okay. the whole thing would be 520 calories (and it’s probably less than that since I tend to add some calories just in case bc i am a bit paranoid with food) cut up in 30 bites, 20 calories each (again, rounded up, so probably less than that!)
— I used: 2 small bananas (200) an egg (60) 2 choc chip cookies (164) 2 grams raw cocoa powder (10) a lil bit of coffee powder (2) 2 TBSP flour (56) tsp baking powder (8) stevia sweetener to your liking —
You could totally use only the egg white which would drop 60 to 15 calories, but your brownies would be slightly drier (no problem really). I only kept the yolk because there were people around while I was cooking and I didn’t want to have to explain I’m chucking the egg yolk bc it’s unnecessary calories, oops!
You could switch from regular flour to whatever type you like as well!
Mix everything together but add the egg last so you don’t over whip it. Bake on 180-200 degrees for about 10-15 minutes, you can check wether it’s done or not with a knife, inserting it in the middle of your brownie.
I hope you guys like these!✨🍫
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0 cal bread recipe i found on ed twt
“hi here’s my 0 calorie oat fiber cakey bread!! i’m obsessed with dipping it in chocolate pb2 honestly. btw pls don’t eat too much if you’re not used to eating a lot of fiber!! and drink a lottt of water w/ it so it can digest well and not constipate u!”
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