ambrwolf
BRB, Walking Into Mordor.
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Ambrose/Amber for short • They/He • 25 • 🏳️‍🌈 • chronically shy + nervous so don't take it personally if i dont reply i have anxiety
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ambrwolf · 3 hours ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEMON DEMON ‼️‼️
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ambrwolf · 3 hours ago
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If On A Winter’s Night Four Travelers is a a beautifully animated point and click adventure horror game where 4 strangers share their tormented tales on a train!
Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows & Linux)
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ambrwolf · 3 hours ago
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ambrwolf · 4 hours ago
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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ambrwolf · 4 hours ago
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ambrwolf · 4 hours ago
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A genie appears and says, “I will offer you a deal! You will always make at least $70,000 a year but you will never ever have a networth that is over a million* dollars.”
*your networth will be kept under a million via a series of benign turn of events, nothing malicious.
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ambrwolf · 5 hours ago
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ambrwolf · 7 hours ago
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Do you have the Libby library app?
If not, download it to your phone, and under "Add library card" select the button to search for a library and start typing in "queer"...
Sign up with an email, no actual address required, and you are good to go 🏳️‍🌈
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ambrwolf · 7 hours ago
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Please tell me that y'all won't go back to tiktok once Trump gets whatever nefarious concessions he wants from the company and "saves" it. Like, you all NEED to stay gone. Stay on Xiaohongshu or move to other platforms or create a new one or whatever, but don't go back to whatever Trump-appeasement monstrosity TikTok is about to become. Don't do it.
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ambrwolf · 7 hours ago
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i was not made for employment i was made to fantasize about getting shotgunned like a beer can by a vampire
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ambrwolf · 7 hours ago
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Okay did anyone have “trump accidentally forcefems the whole country day 1” on their bingo card
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ambrwolf · 7 hours ago
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ambrwolf · 7 hours ago
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if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane
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ambrwolf · 8 hours ago
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This screenshot from a gardening Facebook group has been on my phone for several years and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be able to delete it. Apparently it comes from a British gardening book from the 80s. I know we all joke that the English are afraid of flavor, but I assure you, you are not prepared for this.
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GARLIC
Until quite recently, scientists smiled at all the wonderful medicinal powers claimed for garlic, but recent research has shown that there is some truth in a few of the old wives' tales. Garlic, of course, has an important role in Continental but not in British cookery — it really isn't worth growing unless you are a fan.
Any well-drained spot will do. Buy a head of garlic from the greengrocer or supermarket and split it up into individual cloves. Plant them 2 in. deep and 6 in. apart in March. Apart from watering in dry weather there is nothing else to do until the foliage turns yellow in July or August. Lift the bulbs and allow to dry under cover, then store in a cool, frost-free place.
If you are a beginner with garlic, you must use it very sparingly or you will be put off for ever. Rub a wooden salad bowl with a clove before adding the ingredients. Rub the skin of poultry before roasting and then you can try dropping a whole unskinned clove into a casserole or stew, removing it before serving. If by then you have lost a little of your garlic fear, you can try using crushed (not chopped) garlic in meat etc. as the Continentals do.
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ambrwolf · 13 hours ago
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Oh diety of catboys science, how shall we survive the next 4 years?
Love each other, at the very least.
Know how to DIY.
Volunteer in local environmental initiatives.
Do not cooperate with ICE. DO NOT COOPERATE.
And fuck if I know. I don't know much more than you. But if you want bumps in visibility for advice you can give or resources, please put them here.
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ambrwolf · 14 hours ago
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Have You Tried Doing An Art About It?
Acrylic, beads, glitter, glitter dust, stickers and eyeshadow on canvas
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