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PG ERA:

1- Randy Orton commits arson.

2- Bray Wyatt baptizes himself with the ashes of his dead sister.

3- Xavier Woods says “I’m the only one that blows my girl”.

4- Brock Lesnar: “I don’t give a shit about your kids”.

5- John Cena calls The Miz a “puss”.

6- The name of a segment was actually “Total Bellas Bulls***”

7- Seth Rollins commits arson and probably killed a security guard (trailer of WWE 2k18)

8- Casshole

9- “Big E, let’s just keep it PG, you know what’s good. Just don’t get all rated-R, like your boy Xavier Woods”.

10- Big Cass to Seth Rollins: “No matter what you have been telling yourself the past few years… Size does matter”.

11- AJ Styles to The Miz (and Maryse): “After the beating I gave you, I’m surprised you don’t perform with a limp. Or does he, Maryse?”

12- Enzo Amore “naked”.

13- THE JESUS ZIPPER.

14- Rusev to Big Cass: “Your boy has a huge problem.” Enzo Amore (who is “naked”): “I woulnd’t call it a problem.”

15- Randy Orton: “Clearly, Miz, you are an expert with playing with yourself.”

16- Lana “cheats” on her husband seducing Enzo Amore in a hotel room.

17- Roman Reigns almost kills Braun Strowman when crashed an ambulance where Braun was in.

18- Eva Marie has a “wardrobe malfunction”.

19- Sasha to Charlotte: “If it wasn’t for a one night stand you probably wouldn’t be standing here”.

20- The Rock, Lana and Rusev segment on The Rock’s return to Raw (“she’s flexible as hell”).‘

21- Dean Ambrose drops Jericho on a pile of thumbtacks (and then they post a video of the thumbtacks being removed from Chris’ body).

22- Paige to Charlotte referring to Charlotte’s brother who tragically died of a heroin overdose at the age of 25: “Your little baby brother didn’t have much fight in him, did he?”

23- Nikki Bella to Brie Bella: “I wish you died in the womb”.

24- CM Punk bathes himself and The Undertaker in the supposed ashes of Paul Bearer.

25- Kevin Owens says that Tom Phillips’s iPad password is “6969” and that he was “disgusting”.

26- Enzo running into Ric Flair on the way to the hotel room (where he has the intention of sleeping with a married woman) and assuring him he “won’t be SAWFT".

27- The Miz to Renee Young: “My obsession with Dean Ambrose? You’re the one sleeping with him!”

28- Paige licking Natalya’s face in a very sexual way.

29- Big Cass threatens to break Enzo’s neck.

30- Vince McMahon says to Shane McMahon he will have one more chance to give him a fucking beating.

31- CM Punk refuses to shake Stephanie McMahon’s hand because “he knows where that hand has been”. 32- AJ Lee says in her Pipe Bombshell: “I didn’t get here… because I SUCKED up to the right people.

33- Ric Flair tells Natalya to kill herself

34- Brie Bella to Stephanie McMahon “You’re so pathetic, you’re such a bitch”.

35- AJ Lee says to Nikki and Brie: “Talent is not sexually transmitted”.

36- Maryse to John Cena: “You know what they say, the bigger the ego the smaller the package.”

37- Paige: “Then you got Lana and Summer too busy trying to figure out who they want to climb onto next rather than the Divas division”.

38- CM Punk to Christian: “Unlike you I don’t waste all these people’s time by bitching and moaning… and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching, and bitching".

39- Paul Heyman: “Do you and your wife roleplay? Because I’m all about the roleplay”.

40- ANAL PROBES.

41- Bray Wyatt pours a bucket full of blood on Finn Bálor.

42- AJ Styles to Kevin Owens: “You know what I don’t like? A whiny ass lil’ bitch like you!”

43- Roman Reigns to John Cena: “On top of that he’s a part time fake ass bitch”.

44- “John: You come out here with your zipper open. Roman: I busted it actually, Big Dog. John: Oh sorry I was just looking for you balls but you don’t got none. Roman: You would be looking for those.”

45- Roman calling Cena “bitch” multiple times during his promos.

46- Kevin Owens beating a poor old man… aka Vince McMahon.

47- Roman Reigns about Cena: “Sometimes he says stupid shit”.

48- Kevin Owens saying to Shane McMahon that his family would have been better if he hadn’t survived the helicopter accident.

49- Kevin Owens clearly saying “Come on, motherfucker” to Shane McMahon.

50-Kevin Owens to Shane: “I will take your face and grind it against the cage until your flesh comes off”. And, well, his entire promo.

51- Alexa and Braun saying they will go “all the way”.

52- Everytime Roman refers to Brock as “bitch”.

53- Alexa falling on top of Braun Strowman during their second match on the MMC. Their position on the floor was very… compromising.

54- The Nexus Debut.

55- CM Punk to John Laurinaitis: “I’m going to beat you like a bitch

56- Nia screaming to Alexa that she is a little bitch.

57- Becky Lynch about Alexa: “I will get my revenge on that little bitch”.

58- John Cena saying to The Undertaker: “… but it’s clear to everybody here that you left your balls at home”.

59- “I’m Nia Jax and I don’t take that shit”.

60- Roman to Brock “victimize me, bitch”.

61-The bloddy end of Roman/Brock at Wrestlemania.

62- Big E saying to The Miz: “We need your help revealing our member”.

63- Seth Rollins making beastility jokes about Drew McIntyre (implying that Drew fucks sheeps because he is Scottish).

64- Bayley saying to Sasha Banks “you ain’t shit”

65- “Don’t worry, I’ll be your new daddy” - Samoa Joe.

66- Randy Orton trying to rip Jeff’s ear off.

67- Randy Orton using a screwdriver to twist Jeff’s earlobe.

68- Becky saying “I want you to call me ‘queen’… bitch” to Charlotte.

69- Becky calling Ronda “bitch” numerous times.

70- Charlotte brutally beating Ronda Rousey.

71- Becky’s face covered in blood.

72- Corbin, Drew and Bobby destroying Braun Strowman and making him bleed… a lot.

73- Drew McIntyre being a dom in every single one of his matches.

74- Corey to Byron: “I’m starting to understand your fascination with Bayley… the only meaningful relationships you’ve both have had in your life is with inflatable people”.

75- Charlotte saying “I’m the baddest bitch” to Ronda while she was beating her.

76- Becky to The Miz: “That’s mighty big of you, Miz. And that’s probably the first time that’s ever been said about you”.

77- Cena to Seth: There is one major difference here (between Seth Rollins and Triple H). Triple H was never Rick Flair’s bitch. This Sunday I will make you mine.

78- The entire homewrecker storyline between Mandy/Naomi/Jimmy. Especially Mandy “seducing” Jimmy in her hotel room wearing lingerie

79- A guy “interrupting” Alexa Bliss while she is changing.

80- Sasha to Nia: Bitch, what line?

81- Road Dogg to Elias: “Elias, play with yourself on your own time”.

82- Alexa to EC3: “For what I’ve heard, you have a very large… bank account”.

83- Dean to Nia: “You are not the first woman to have a problem figuring out how to deal with my raw sexual magnetism”.

84- Alexa to Finn: “If you show me your abs I will show you my…”

85- Becky while she has Charlotte in the dis-arm-her: “I’ll fucking break your fucking arm off”.

86- Seth screaming “one last motherfucking time”.

87- “Rent’s due you son of a bitch”.

88- Becky flipping Ronda at Wrestlemania.

89- Triple H ripping out Batista nose ring with a pliers at WM.

90- Batista having his fingers bent back by a wrench. Again, thanks to Triple H.

91- Bray Wyatt brutally smashed a rabbit with a mallet, licked his blood and then turned it into a jar of jam.

92- Maria to Mike Kanellis: “I don’t think you are man enough to impregnate me. Next time, I will as Becky to impregnate me”.

93- Kofi flipping off to Joe.

94- Corey Graves saying “oh shit” when Strowman and Lashley crashed into the LED screens.

95- Maria calling Mike Kanellis “her bitch”.

96- Lashley calling Braun a “son of a bitch”

97- Seth: “Maybe I just got lucky”. Becky while looking at his pants: “Damn right you got lucky”. And then… well, it’s open to discussion where she tried to touch him.

98- Natalya to Becky: Then you must be a very good lover, bitch.

99- Drake Maverick about to consume his marriage. He was in underwear with the 24/7 Championship covering his dick. And just… the entire segment.

100- Corey about Drake’s segment: “I would have utilized the small package”.

101- When Drake Maverick was putting petals on the bed, Graves said “I usually have to pay a subscription for this kinda stuff”.

102- Kofi to Randy: “It seems as though, you’ve gone a little limp”

103- Big E: “that isn’t what I had in mind when I heard I would be in a threeway this weekend”

104- Stone Cold: “I’m not sending any of y'all Christmas cards or shit.”

105- Maria to Mike: “I’m gonna knock down this door and kick you in your vagina”

106- Brock almost murdering Seth. So much blood… so much.

107- Sasha to Nattie: “Go to hell, Nattie. And tell your daddy I say “hi””.

108- The Fiend decapitated head lantern.

109: Stone Cold and AJ Styles saying “asshole” on Raw.

110: Stone scold flipping off AJ before hitting him with a stunner.

111: Corey Graves saying: “Mike Kanellis being a beta cuck is clearly the problem here”

112: The Kanellises public humiliation kink and Maria’s efforts to make whoever unconsensually participate in it.

113: Sasha to Becky: “Your move, bitch”

114: Sasha to Becky: “At COC The Man will be The Boss’ bitch”

114: The Rock to Baron Corbin: “And you looking like a broke ass Burger King on crack”

115: The Rock: “You don’t see Becky carrying around testicles”

Becky: “And if I did, there would be a lot bigger than yours”

Baron Corbin: “My testicles are perfectly adequate”

116: The audience chanting “STD”.

117: The end of Bray/Seth, with the huge amount of blood.

118- Lana/Bobby segment in the bed.

119- Seth Rollins commits arson AGAIN. He burns down the house of a poor man whose house was burn by Randy Orton years earlier.

120: Lana: What Rusev wanted about me was sex

Rusev: Can you blame me?

121: Lana: Rusev wanted sex in the morning, afternoon, evening, in the kitchen, on the arena, at the doctor’s office, in the locker room, at Wrestlemania

122: Lana calling Rusev a sex addict.

123: Rusev: “(Bobby Lashley) Is talking shit”

124: Lana and Bobby almost having sex in the middle of the ring.

125- Bobby to Rusev: “I torn my groin doing things and performing in ways you can only fantasize about”

126- Lana: Our life is filled with love and sex

127: Drew calling Rusev “you little bitch”.

128: Lana: “7 weeks ago I had sex with Bobby Lashley for the first time. How I know that is because it was 7 weeks ago today. It’s our sexiversary”

129: Lana: “My soon to be ex husband, sex addict Rusev put a little machka brat inside me.”

130- The entire segment. Where Lana said the word “sex” like 50 times.

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