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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

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i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

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"Microsoft will shut down the once-popular video conferencing app on May 5, and is encouraging all existing customers to switch to Teams.

“In order to streamline our free consumer communications offerings so we can more easily adapt to customer needs, we will be retiring Skype in May 2025 to focus on Microsoft Teams, our modern communications and collaboration hub,” Microsoft said in a statement."

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"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet

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people don’t take driving seriously. it’s a problem

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If I were the sort of person who wanted to flood that DEI tip site the government made the Dept. of Education launch, I would look up private Christian schools, use their contact email and ZIP code, and use the information box to complain that the school is doing something that is in line with the teachings of Christ. That would be funny.

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The pettiness is just 👌😂

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people who enter my home will be shown an assortment of objects

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You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this

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Once again I’ve become overly conscious over the fact that I’m really just a brain with tendrils controlling a meat mecha😔

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"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text

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You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

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Viggo Mortensen