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Couldn't stop thinking about this little man
So i got on ebay and found him
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me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
mom: finish the one you have sweetie
me: it's empty
mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*
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okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there鈥檚 love like carl and ellie鈥檚
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I found it funny that a dude living in a cave for 20 years decided to vaccinate as soon as he heard about the virus for the first time
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just received what I think is the funniest spam email I鈥檝e gotten in years
buckle up
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