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Don't Always Surprise the Audience

Sometimes, jokes the audience sees coming are better.

Sometimes, kills the audience sees coming are better.

Sometimes, twists the audience sees coming are better.

Let these things happen. Foreshadowing is FUN, yo.

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Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option

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I had this idea of an octopus using a underwater coffin as a place to store its treasures. So…I made it!🖤

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“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”

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In the wake of Jimmy Carter’s death I would like to remind everyone about that time he was in a boat and got attacked by a huge rabbit that swam through to water directly at him

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Marks and Rec: Misc #1732

(The sequel to this one, lol.) (Dialogue from tumblr.)

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Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

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Ok

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My oil painting of an Uncrustable

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You don't need to be "over" what happened to you.

You never have to. Not even on your healing journey. While I hope you get to a place where it doesn't consume you, it's okay if it always affects you in some level. You aren't weak, or failing. Or anything like that. It's okay if you always have feelings about it.

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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit

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so funny to me when white american christians are like “ooh i incorporate my religious trauma into my art and thats why i draw these stained glass gothic church gold multi eyed reneissance sculpture angels agnus dei” like i know your protestant southern california ass didnt have any of that. go make some art about this

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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