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when the blind man shows frankenstein鈥檚 creature the pleasures of life he shows him cigarette and music. notice how he doesn鈥檛 show him linkedin and email
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I鈥檓 Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I鈥檓 not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that
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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
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New Years resolutions: do whatever i want forever
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those three dilfs from mamma mia are so lucky they're in a romantic comedy and are only faced with undetermined paternity hijinks when they accept a mysterious out-of-the-blue invitation to an island and don't end up in some scary horror movie plot like the menu or the most dangerous game or scooby-doo 2002
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