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I’ll make the assumption that you’re referring to the ‘South’ as in the southern states of the country that declares itself the land of the free, despite being completely unoriginal in that fact, and rather contradictory at the start. I digress, we are not here to listen to me whinge on bloated self-imports who make themselves the stereotypes for their countries.

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Roslyn Strilonde, I am of the author persuasion. Among others. How does your night fare?

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Having prophetic dreams again but it’s not any of your business,

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i’m going to start making shitty formulaic tumblr posts. someone respond to this incredulously so i can threaten them. 

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In Washington State killing Bigfoot is a felony but in Texas Bigfoot is considered an invasive species and can be hunted at will.

This sounds like one of those cutesy funny cryptid posts but that is actually the legal status of Bigfoot in those two states, you can look it up.

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‪I am a:‬

‪⚪️man‬

‪⚪️woman‬

‪🔘 entity beyond your comprehension‬

‪ ‬

‪Seeking:‬

‪⚪️men‬

‪⚪️women‬

‪🔘 the ability to remove sentience ‬

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‪I am a:‬

‪⚪️man‬

‪⚪️woman‬

‪🔘 entity beyond your comprehension‬

‪ ‬

‪Seeking:‬

‪⚪️men‬

‪⚪️women‬

‪🔘 the ability to remove sentience ‬

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I shall accept the trial.

I believe some general chaos shall do the trick.

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I am unsure as to whether this can be trusted but I will take the risk for the sake of privacy.

This can be the trial, proving the veracity of my word when given. Did you have anything in particular in mind, or should I just engage general chaos to drive them away?

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I am unsure as to whether this can be trusted but I will take the risk for the sake of privacy.

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How do I know your volunteering isn’t a way to figure out my exercise ball secret.

You only have my word. If I were to find out your secret, it would merely be a bonus.

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Some witches once told me The throne was gonna hold me. I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed. They were looking kind of weird They were women but with beards And they said there’d be a crown upon my head.

See a dagger coming and it won’t stop coming Home to my wife and we murder King Duncan Didn’t make sense not to live for the crown Your cred goes up but your mind goes down.

So much to plot, so much to scheme So what’s wrong with taking the king’s seat? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine till you kill Banquo.

Hey now, you’re a Scot star, get your kilt on, go slay Hey now, Thane of Cawdor, get the show on, this play And all the witches agree None of women born can harm thee.

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How do I know your volunteering isn't a way to figure out my exercise ball secret.

Would anyone like to assist me in getting rid of and/or causing a scandal for the journalists outside of my house.

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You are both very bad at volunteering.

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§ but i mean... u know...

Grasps ur face However u want to it shall b done#ooc#mobile #needtostopansweringasksonmobile

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Would anyone like to assist me in getting rid of and/or causing a scandal for the journalists outside of my house.

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Send me "§" if you'd ever consider shipping our muses