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There needs to be a word for the desire for adventure, wanderlust, creative experience, discovery, love of strong tea, and learning.

I purpose that word should be "Bilboing".

"I have a strong desire to go Bilboing."

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You ever think we're just going through the motions?

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Middle-aged white dudes, take note.

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HUNTER: Oh! That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damned depressing. BROCK: Right! Yeah, they’re like The Notebook sad. HUNTER: Her tits are like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad. BROCK: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They’re like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra. HUNTER: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damnit she has gloomy tits! BROCK: It’s like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped ‘em to her chest! HUNTER: I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

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Been giggling at this for ages

Andrew Tate 🤝 This Parrot

Trans Inclusive Radical Misogyny

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As protests start ramping up and violence escalates please remember:

DO NOT PUT MILK IN YOUR EYES FOR PEPPER SPRAY OR TEAR GAS.

It can and will cause infection due to bacteria. Flush with water, distilled if possible, and never EVER wear contact lenses to protests where there may be police retaliation.

Please reblog. It may save someone's sight.

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In order to prepare for their role as the troubled orphan Credence in “Fantastic Beasts,” Ezra Miller killed their parents and has continued to be an asshole to others.

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Thanks to tireless research by a team of scientists, we now know Avengers: Infinity War (2018) was a work of fiction.

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Saint Valentine's Day

With only one week to go until Valentine's Day, I think the good (and bad) people of Tumblr should indulge in a traditional, yet naughty, activity to reclaim it's true meaning. The sabotaging of the military industrial complex of an imperialist nation.

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What do you call it when you have all these ideas and plans, but never the energy to do them?

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Lot of my friends like to say self-care and look after your health, but not one of them can tell me why I cry in the night yet feel no shame.

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Right, gonna start a website like Tinder, Bumble, or Grinder...

BUT!

The goal is to make friends. Match with people based on similar interests, tastes, and, because nothing unites people quicker, hates.

Gonna call it Friend Zone™

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I don't care what anyone says, this is the greatest Twitter post in history.

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Do you think it's possible to be platonically attracted to someone?

"Oh, my God. Look at them. We have so much in common! We'd be brilliant friends!"

An actual friend zone, if you will.

Hell, could end up with platonic shipping.

"Oh! These two characters would get together and be mates with each other. Friendship is so hot."

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That's some beautiful shade Barns and Noble are swinging.