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Do you have any go-to methods for defusing occultist disagreements?

I've had past success in redirection of topic to shared dislike of Crowley, but that only works so many times.

Cite sources.

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I'm a cozy la la land banana bread, I think.

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That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She's taken. She's dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real "what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS" type shit. And they're monogamous. They're monogamously e-dating. They call each other "my wife" sometimes too so it's hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.

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By Yash Pandit

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Seasonal Depression, tag urself.

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Normalize sticking hilarious magnetic decals on vehicles you don't like (such as Trump supporters, people with confederate flags up, and people who park in two spaces at once to name a few)

They don't hurt the vehicle and they make you feel better. Bonus if it takes weeks for anyone to tell them it's there. XD

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i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

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idk why young people knotting is seen as a loser or antisocial thing tbh when i do it in public people seem happy to see it and sometimes they even stop to talk to me about it it's genuinely swret. okay now before i press post i want it to be known i noticed the typo just in the nick of time but decided to leave it anyway for the same reason some people keep the bullet that killed them as a memento of what couldve been for the rest of their lives

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My works got stolen last week and were used to make AI Art by a Reddit user who refused to tell anyone where they got the material from. (Upon being accused, they deleted the posts immediately)

Comparing AI (left) with my Art vs Artist (right)

Records show that the model was downloaded over 100 times afterwards. I have no idea how to track this. To see my illustration voice, that took my whole life to develop, plugged and automated into 0s and 1s is harrowing and a threat to my career, not to mention a slap in the face.

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A very shy maned wolf stopping for a visit at a monastery in Brazil for a bite to eat provided by monks. Because of their super long legs, they walk more like giraffes than typical canines. Maned wolves pose no threat to humans. 

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Fascinating for this to be found and translated.

Deeply upsetting that there are still men today that want a woman that can't live without them and does their bidding without question.

Yeah, okay I get it ... The *idea* of having someone cater to my everything happily forever is nice, who doesn't want to be a god at least a little bit? But if you could never be that person for someone else (and you could not, trust me) then you can expect someone else to. Even bdsm relationships that are strictly Master/slave where the 'slave' does housework and chores, and cooks... I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, they get treated really REALLY well too. They cater to Each Other's needs really intimately and carefully to make sure both feel fulfilled and happy as best they can. At least in proper iterations of the dynamic.

But yeah... Cool and horrifying ancient spell bro. But I kinda hope that lady never looked at you and lived a long happy life.

🔸This clay "doll" was found in a ceramic vase together with a lead plate on which a spell was engraved. Archaeologists estimate that the statue dates back to the 3rd or 4th Century BC. Although the statue was found during excavations near Thebes in Egypt, it is of Greek origin, as the inscription on the plaque indicates.

The statue, as can be seen, is kneeling with its legs and arms tied behind its back. As if that wasn't enough, she was pierced by 13 nails: one in the top of her head, one in her mouth, one in each eye and ear, one in her chest, one in her palms, one in her feet, and two more on the inside. It seems logical that this statue would be used for a curse like a voodoo doll.

But, if we read the writing on the tag, we discover that the "doll" was made by a man and was actually used to make his girlfriend fall in love with it.

The Greek inscription reads thus :

"Great Ptolemais, that Ayas, daughter of Origen, loves me. Do not let her eat or drink until she comes to me, and do not let her meet any other man except me. Do with her what you will until she agrees to be alone with me As long as I live he will listen to me, love me and always tell the truth."

This clay statue is now in the Louvre in Paris and can be seen in the room dedicated to Ancient Egypt.

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浅野暢晴 「トリックスター百鬼夜校」

Nobuharu Asano "Night Parade of One Hundred Tricksters"

2021

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Buzzfeed Unsolved + Text Post Memes (Pt 3/?) 

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has been in theaters for almost a month now! So here are some text posts with mild spoilers. (Also, thanks to everyone for enabling my borderline fanatical love of the text post meme.) 

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taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy