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Proposing a feature for future games called a "no media literacy mode" where the rat from horrible histories pops up at key moments with a sign outlining the writers intentions and how the scene is intended to be interpreted so that people don't have to think about it for themselves.
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andreil post canon silly little fights would be abysmal because neither of them are inclined to apologize. they'd fuck right off, each their own way - neil to matt and andrew to renee or betsy (or dare i say kevin) and then wake up in a cold sweat when they can't feel the other's presence, drive back to their apartment at 3 am, both arriving at the same time and telling the other to eat shit before cuddling to sleep. whatever.
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as much as I get why lucanis is positioned as the one needed to kill ghilan'nain as the mage killer etc, I can't help but feel like it should've been davrin
like. there's something about the dalish elf with andruil's vallaslin, a grey warden, a monster hunter, hunting down the mother of all monsters, who creates monstrosities with the blight, who was once andruil's beloved.
ghilan'nain created the halla. she still cares for the halla, despite what she's become, despite being unable to create them anymore. davrin cared for the halla under his uncle's tutelage. assan cares for and nurses a sick and dying halla. assan, who's name means arrow in elven, when andruil's weapon was a bow, who's hunting instincts give way to something more protective.
davrin was taught the way of the three trees. it was created by andruil. andruil, the goddess of the hunt, also known as the goddess of sacrifice. davrin feels like a weapon sharpened to make that final sacrifice against the blight, a tool that once drove andruil mad, and has twisted ghilan'nain into something unrecognisable. andruil, blood and force, who loved a mortal for her creations and raised her to godhood.
would ghilan'nain see andruil in him? would that offer something more to her character than just oh she's evil?
the dalish tell a legend of ghilan'nain and a hunter who bested her. maybe it was a prophecy instead.
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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david
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The only thing that has ever improved my mental health in any measurable capacity is making more friends. That's literally it
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“don’t romanticize sharing a bed with someone. it’s annoying” it being annoying IS the romantic part. you fucking fool
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take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
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da'len, garas lasa, da'len.
elgar'nan all-father🙇 i want more evanuris in this game!!
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at any given moment part of my brain is screaming I SHOULD BE EATING SMOKED SALMON RIGHT NOW. torment
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absolute craziness to me to have a super blight hit ferelden and have no option about whether or not your extremely tired warden is out there fighting it to save ferelden all over again. surely the hero of ferelden, the last person to put down an archdemon only 20 years ago, would be at the head of that fight??? a symbol of hope??? the best person for the job??? man
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