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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

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this was so fucking cute dgjdzdh. Fabian and adaine frfr

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fabian's nemesis list is:

-chungledown bim, a level 20 warlock pirate gnome whose entire life and skill set are dedicated to shitting in his mouth

-an unborn child

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saying this to ally fucking beardsley is just tempting fate

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A Mourn Watch student finds out about Emmrich and Rook, 9:52, colourised

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubblegum bitch im gonna be your bubblegum bitch

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believe it or not, i’m divinely protected and there will be consequences for wronging me

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Curbside Pickup | Superstore

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Me after the VMAs.

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"Adaine will outlive her friends" "Fig as an Archdevils will outlive her friends" wrong, all their friends die and they demand to go to hell. They spend their afterlives in the Bottomless Pit surrounded by moshpits. Adaine swings by once a week for movie nights. She livestreams their funerals and they rank their eulogies.

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“the origin of the universe was a bang, and in that sense, is not all of existence a bullet?” is a hard as hell line for brennan lee mulligan to just drop off the dome. and it is made even harder by his very pregnant wife responding “big bang. theory. bazinga”

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Jeff Goldblum as Zeus calling all his god children to complain about the mean humans, but no one is picking up, and his voicemails get increasingly more frustrated, will live rent free in my brain for the foreseeable future.

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Writing dionysus as this guy with bleached hair who owns one pair of socks, emotionally unloads at a food truck guy after a night of clubbing, and gets immediately parasocial with a rock star after hearing 1 song is god-tier characterization

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WE’RE NOT TALKING NEARLY ENOUGH ABOUT ✨E R I Z A B E T H✨ IMO

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the ghost steak fig tried to steal on their first day of freshman year was the rogue teacher's incredible