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“the origin of the universe was a bang, and in that sense, is not all of existence a bullet?” is a hard as hell line for brennan lee mulligan to just drop off the dome. and it is made even harder by his very pregnant wife responding “big bang. theory. bazinga”

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Jeff Goldblum as Zeus calling all his god children to complain about the mean humans, but no one is picking up, and his voicemails get increasingly more frustrated, will live rent free in my brain for the foreseeable future.

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Writing dionysus as this guy with bleached hair who owns one pair of socks, emotionally unloads at a food truck guy after a night of clubbing, and gets immediately parasocial with a rock star after hearing 1 song is god-tier characterization

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WE’RE NOT TALKING NEARLY ENOUGH ABOUT ✨E R I Z A B E T H✨ IMO

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the ghost steak fig tried to steal on their first day of freshman year was the rogue teacher's incredible

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#you tell 'em girl

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Lord Brynden Rivers aka Bloodraven in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Season 2 Episode 8 - The Queen Who Ever Was

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'Did you think I would have dark hair?'

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Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

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Me trying to help Rhaenys during ep 4

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Seeing Aegon doing the Westros equivalent of drunk driving but on a flying nuke is so funny 

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You misunderstand, she's literally my pookie babygirl.

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We're off to battle again, old girl.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.04 The Red Dragon and the Gold

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Look, I’m just saying, the most understandable and reasonable thing about Darrow of Lykos is how he is obsessive and unhinged about Sevro au Barca

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“I live for the dream that my children will be born free. That they will be what they like. That they will own the land their father gave them.”

“I live for you,” I say sadly.

She kisses my cheek. “Then you must live for more.”