Al. 26. German. He/They. Awkward. "a ~dangerous~ gay little fella" (This used to be a HP RP blog, but everything about JKR makes me want to throw myself into the sun, so please don't scroll back. I'm not ready to get rid of that time of my life tho, so I won't be deleting it yet.)
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i fuckin love sitting. if a task that’s traditionally done standing can also be done sitting? my ass is on the ground. my legs are cris-crossed. my knees are apple-sauced. my shoulders are hunched. my posture is a shrimp-like abomination. i love it. i love sitting. i love every single fucking filthy thing about it.
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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.
When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'
And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'
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Yes. Have YOU considered that sometimes working on hard things is both necessary and worthwhile?
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
#top 6.78%#there was definitely a bit of guessing involved bc there were some words that I have at least never seen written down before
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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think
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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
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tired: mermaids are all women
wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty
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We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.
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Cats are great because they just accept that being Bothered by you is like. Part of the social contract.
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Fiber arts is just Math in sheep's clothing
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