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HOW DO YOU BECOME AN OLDER WOMANS GIRLTOY… URGENT

i’m not telling you! you’re competition to me.

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Hello can I interest anyone in some hehe… in some tea? hehehe

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ace pride!

so as you may or may not know i made a post showing off pan flags irl a couple days ago.

its gotten a lot of support and i’ve literally read all the tags

i’ve had people i dont even know me thank me and its the best feeling ever

but i did notice that there are a lot of ace pan’s who wished they had some ace rep

so here we have this post!

not just for pan’s also, but for every ace, aro/ace who felt broken.

i love you. literally i swear i do.

please share it because it really does mean the world to some people.

pan!

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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been seeing too many memes about the fake gaston prequel movie this week that are blatantly ignoring the very real gaston prequel show that’s currently in development

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Okay I read the plot of Cruella (2021) and Holy Hell this is a mess.

Here's some highlights: (Be warned: there will be spoilers)

Cruella's name is Estella

She is born with her signature half white and half black hair ... Kay...

Her mother - I sh*t you not, is pushed over a cliff by Dalmatians and she dies (which is why Cruella I guess, wants to skin 99 puppies?)

Estella moves to London - and befriends Jasper and Horace

She eventually gets on the Baroness' radar and works as an intern and works her way up the ranks

Until the baroness uses a motherf*cking dog whistle to call some Dalmations to her side and Cruella comes to the conclusion that the baroness killed her mother (by having the dogs run her off a cliff mufasa style) - and she's right!

Cruella pulls some hijinks yada yada yada

She has her friend Anita Darling help get her publicity (because Anita is a journalist)

Cruella does something to mess with the baroness that results in her lawyer Roger (yes, that Roger) getting fired and he returns to being a pianist

Oh, and there's a side plot involving the baroness wearing Cruella's mother's necklace and she wants it back - but a Dalmatian eats it

Eventually the dog (who Cruella dognaps) coughs it up or something (cause it's pg13 she ain't gonna be digging around in the dogs intestinal tract)

And then some dude who's like, the baroness's chauffeur or something tells Cruella the necklace is a key to a special box that the baroness keeps under high security

(Dont ask me how a random necklace is a key to a box)

Cruella steals and opens the box - and Dun Dun Dun! It contains Estella's (Cruella) birth records! Shes actually the baroness's daughter! Gasp!

But she didnt want her so she like faked her kids death or something??

Anyway - Cruella shows up at the baroness's party and declares she knows shes her birth mother (her other mother was a maid who raised her in secret and I guess the baroness decided to kill her for some reason?)

So the baroness uses the dog whistle again and tries to murder her daughter by chasing her off a cliff using her Dalmations (the baroness really only has one shtick huh?)

Cruella falls off a cliff - but - she has a parachute and I guess lands safely because we don't know whats at the bottom of the cliff? (Is it jagged rocks on a shoreline, is it an elephant graveyard, or a soft meadow of flowers? Who's to say.... its a tumoltuous sea storm with crashing waves)

Did I forget to mention the parachute is apparently made from Cruella's skirt?

The police arrest the baroness and somehow Cruella gets the rights to owning the baroness's mansion - she nicknames it 'Hell Hall'

But what about the Dalmations you say??

Cruella still likes them and even helps one of the dogs give birth to...you guessed it (pongo and perdita) - and gifts them to Roger and Anita

Oh and now both Anita and Roger respect and admire Cruella and her finesse - so Roger writes his song "Cruella De Ville" in honor of how cool he thinks she is.

I am NOT making this up. I couldn't if I tried.

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“my child is fine” your child has been listening to achilles come down for weeks on end

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The struggles of the LGBT+ community are clearly far from over, but sometimes I just have to reflect on how 15 years ago, my freshly-out teenage self could never imagine a future where her adult self rolls her eyes at local bank branches done up in rainbows for Pride Month.

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rock collectors do you ever wonder about who has the other half of your ammonite slice

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Potato Candy from 1933

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legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

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i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

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cant b a wizard if ur bi. if ur bi ur a bizard

i was about to delete this until i read the last part and started nodding

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fUCK

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In light of the CW Powerpuff girls script getting, Im sharing this 100% I shit you not unedited clip of CW’s  Legends of Tomorrow

And if you doubt its real

https://arrow.fandom.com/wiki/Barack_Obama