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Anyway uh if i follow you back it means I think your hot and i wanna fuck you sorry I don’t make the rules <3

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Am i hot-

(STRAIGHT MEN AND LESBIAN DNI)

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its kinda homophobic that someone won’t grab my hips and call me a good boy as i get bred with with their big hard cock.

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A cute boy 👉👈 should totally sext with me rn 👉👈

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love calling people "thing" like small thing, pretty thing, etc. such a simple and cute way to objectify someone <3

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Send nudes sorry I meant send nudes omg sorry I meant send nudes lmao idk why my phone keeps correcting to send nudes ahh send nudes I meant-

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what do you mean making incoherent whining noises isn't enough to get you to fuck me? i have to use my words?? in this economy???

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Pic from the dressing room~

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Some playful questions...

1. How old were you when you had your first kiss? 2. How old were you when you had sex for the first time? 3. Have you ever walked in on people having sex? 4. Have you ever had phone sex? 5. Have you ever had birthday sex? 6. Name a non-pornographic movie that turns you on? 7. Have you ever used a sex swing? 8. Do you own any sex toys? If so, what? 9. Have you had a one night stand? 10. Back rub or foot rub? 11. Have you ever had an awkward moment where people were having sex and you were present? 12. Have you ever swapped partners? 13. Have you ever experienced DP? 14. Cuddling on the couch or picnic in the park? 15. Have you ever had sex on the beach? 16. Do you like to watch? 17. Ever been filmed or filmed yourself during a sexual act? 18. Have you ever had sex with someone that you were not suppose to? (Boss, teacher, relative). 19. Have you ever had a secret relationship? 20. Are feet a turn on? 21. Have you ever had a long distance relationship? 22. Have you ever met someone in person that you met online? 23. One thing you haven’t done sexually that you are hoping to try. 24. Anal or oral? 25. Have you ever been with someone of the same sex? 26. Have you ever masturbated outside the confines of your home? 27. Drunk sex or stoned sex? 28. Have you ever slept with an ex while no longer together? 29. Have you ever accidentally sent a dirty pic or message to the wrong person/people? 30. Have you ever had someone show a private pic to others without permission? 31. Does your partner have to be shorter or taller than you? 32. Have you ever been with someone that another member of your family has been with? 33. Whip or riding crop? 34. Name a song that puts you in the mood. 35. Have you ever had sex on a plane? 36. Is there anyone that you’ve slept with that you can’t recall their name? 37. Have you given or received road head? 38. Would you prefer receiving/giving a titty fuck or foot job? 39. Name a hard limit of yours. 40. Sex on the hood of a car or the back of a pick up? 41. Shower sex or sex in the rain? 42. If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be? 43. If you could change one thing about your personality what would it be? 44. Kill one, marry one, fuck one? (Name the three). 45. Choking or hair pulling? 46. Would you rather? (Name the two). 47. True or false? (You pick question). 48. Bar or club? 49. Have you ever had sex in the snow? 50. Have you ever had sex with a neighbour? (The house on the left or right, not down the street). 51. Have you ever had sex at a sports venue? (Football field, rink, etc.). 52. Have you ever used something outside the norm to orgasm? 53. Can you recall a time you were cock blocked or twat swatted? 54. Would you rather play dirty doctor or naughty detention? 55. What’s sexier nice eyes or nice lips? 56. What’s more attractive a sense of humour or a sense of style? 57. Ice cubes or wax? 58. Do you prefer a younger or older partner? 59. Ball gag or hand over mouth? 60. Have you ever posted a pic or a video of you committing a sexual act? 61. Did your parents have “the sex talk” with you when you were young? If so, which parent? How did it go? 62. If you had to choose, cowgirl or reverse cowgirl? 63. Morning sex or afternoon delight? 64. Are you vocal during sex? 65. Your socks, on or off in bed? 66. Embarrassing sex moment. 67. Pillow fight or pillow fort? 68. Naked twister or strip poker? 69. Have you ever done a 69? 70. Make you’re own multiple choice question.

Have fun…😈

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i just wanted to be a cute little prince who invites knights into my chamber to “protect” me, but really I just need them to fuck me

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yes I want to see mutuals’ nudes, yes I am too shy to ask

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Reblog if you're...

Horny

Gay

Touch starved

All of the above

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Kink: When mutuals message me or send asks.

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hey! i’m felix (he/him), and this is my incredibly horny side blog! (no, you don’t get to know my main)

things about me:

-i’m 22 (THIS ACCOUNT IS 18+, MINORS DNI)

-i’m in college and a theatre major

-i’m trans

-i’m always okay with dms and asks! especially nsfw ones!

-i’m a professional attention whore (again, theatre major)

-i’m a switch, but mainly sub

DNI:

-homophobes/transphobes

-minors

-detrasitioners

-cishet men

-anyone who’s gonna be an ass

*i reserve the right to block/ignore your dms if you make me uncomfortable*

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i’m not being tied to the bed frame and fucked so hard i can’t remember my own name right now, and that’s kinda homophobic :/

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One more “🥺” and you’re getting bred twice with no pulling out in between.